Wikipedia:Are you evil?

This is a humorous essay.

It contains the advice or opinions of one or more Wikipedia contributors and is made to be humorous. This page is not one of Wikipedia's policies or guidelines, as it has not been thoroughly vetted by the community. Some essays represent widespread norms; others only represent minority viewpoints. This essay isn't meant to be taken seriously.

Congratulations, you have discovered Wikipedia, one of the most popular sites on the Internet and probably the leading informational resource in the world today.

Unfortunately some people are evil and have to be banned. In order to save time, we have compiled this easy questionnaire. It's multiple choice, one answer only.

Q: You have discovered a website which has enormous reach and is used by millions of people every day. You think:

Wow, this is awesome! How can I help?
Wow, this is awesome! How can I use this to my advantage?

Scoring:

1 point
0 points

Marking: 0 points: Fail. Your parents probably never loved you. Please get some help. 1 point: Pass. Welcome!