2002 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards

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25th Stinkers Bad Movie Awards
Date2003
Highlights
Worst FilmSwept Away
Most awardsRollerball and Swept Away (3)
Most nominationsPinocchio (9)
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The 25th Stinkers Bad Movie Awards were released by the Hastings Bad Cinema Society in 2003 to honour the worst films the film industry had to offer in 2002.[1][2] Pinocchio received the most nominations with nine. All nominees and winners, with respective percentages of votes for each category, are listed below. Dishonourable mentions are also featured for Worst Picture (56 total).

Winners and nominees[edit]

Worst Film[edit]

Film[1] Percentage of Votes
Swept Away (Screen Gems) 37%
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (Warner Bros.) 3%
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (Fox) 17%
The Master of Disguise (Sony) 20%
Pinocchio (Medusa Distribuzione, Miramax) 23%

Dishonourable Mentions[edit]

Worst Director[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
John McTiernan for Rollerball 33%
Roberto Benigni for Pinocchio 24%
Brian De Palma for Femme Fatale 3%
Guy Ritchie for Swept Away 30%
Ron Underwood for The Adventures of Pluto Nash 10%

Worst Actor[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Tom Green in Stealing Harvard 29%
Roberto Benigni & Breckin Meyer channelling Martin Short as the dubbed English voice of Roberto Benigni in Pinocchio 13%
Dana Carvey in The Master of Disguise 16%
Eddie Murphy in The Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, and Showtime 19%
Steven Seagal in Half Past Dead 23%

Worst Actress[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Madonna in Swept Away 46%
Lucy Liu in Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever 7%
Jennifer Lopez in Enough 17%
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in Femme Fatale and Rollerball 10%
Britney Spears in Crossroads 20%

Worst Supporting Actor[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Hayden Christensen in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones 40%
Peter Falk in Undisputed 3%
John Malkovich in Knockaround Guys 20%
Randy Quaid in The Adventures of Pluto Nash 23%
Christopher Walken in The Country Bears 14%

Worst Supporting Actress[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Madonna in Die Another Day 47%
Aaliyah in Queen of the Damned 23%
Lara Flynn Boyle in Men in Black II 20%
Deborah Harry in Deuces Wild 7%
Isabella Rossellini in Empire 3%

Worst Screenplay for a Film Grossing More Than $100M Worldwide Using Hollywood Math[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Scooby-Doo (Warner Bros.), story by James Gunn and Craig Titley, screenplay by Gunn; based on the Scooby-Doo franchise 33%
Men in Black II (Columbia), story by Robert Gordon, screenplay by Gordon and Barry Fanaro 24%
Pinocchio (Medusa Distribuzione, Miramax), written by Vincenzo Cerami and Roberto Benigni 20%
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (Fox), story by George Lucas, screenplay by Lucas and Jonathan Hales 13%
XXX (Sony), written by Rich Wilkes 10%

Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (Fox) 24%
The Master of Disguise (Sony) 24%
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (Warner Bros.) 17%
Pinocchio (Medusa Distribuzione, Miramax) 15%
Scooby-Doo (Warner Bros.) 20%

Worst Song or Song Performance in a Film or Its End Credits[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
"The Penis Song" by Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair from The Sweetest Thing 40%
"Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head)" by Will Smith from Men in Black II 10%
"The Chanukkah Song Part 3" by Adam Sandler from Eight Crazy Nights 20%
"Die Another Day" by Madonna from Die Another Day 13%
"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" by Britney Spears from Crossroads 17%

Most Intrusive Musical Score[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (Warner Bros.) 31%
Pinocchio (Medusa Distribuzione, Miramax) 12%
Punch-Drunk Love (Columbia) 16%
Scooby-Doo (Warner Bros.) 22%
Swept Away (Screen Gems) 19%

Worst On-Screen Couple[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Madonna and Adriano Giannini in Swept Away 29%
Woody Allen and any actress decades younger in Hollywood Ending 19%
Roberto Benigni and his dubbed English voice in Pinocchio 3%
Eddie Murphy and anyone forced to co-star with him in The Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, and Showtime 26%
Britney Spears and Anson Mount in Crossroads 22%

Worst Fake Accent (Male)[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Harrison Ford in K-19: The Widowmaker 42%
Dan Aykroyd in Crossroads 6%
Dana Carvey in The Master of Disguise 29%
John Malkovich in Knockaround Guys 13%
Rob Schneider in Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights and The Hot Chick 10%

Worst Fake Accent (Female)[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in Femme Fatale and Rollerball 40%
Illeana Douglas in The New Guy 20%
Ashley Judd in Frida 17%
Isabella Rossellini in Empire 10%
Maggie Smith in Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 13%

Most Annoying Non-Human Character[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Scrappy-Doo in Scooby-Doo 35%
Dobby the House Elf in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 9%
Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones 29%
The New and Not Improved Computer-Generated Scooby-Doo in Scooby-Doo 12%
Whitey in Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights 15%

Worst Sequel[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Analyze That (Warner Bros.) 40%
Halloween: Resurrection (Dimension) 17%
Jason X (New Line) 13%
Men in Black II (Columbia) 20%
Pokémon 4Ever (Toho) 10%

Worst Remake[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Rollerball (MGM) 40%
Mr. Deeds (Columbia) 13%
Pinocchio (Medusa Distribuzione, Miramax) 17%
Swept Away (Screen Gems) 23%
The Truth About Charlie (Universal) 7%

Worst On-Screen Group[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
The Most Miscast Voice Ensemble in Motion Picture History in Pinocchio 33%
The Country Bears in The Country Bears 20%
The Entire Cast of Jackass: The Movie 30%
Those Meddling Kids in Scooby-Doo 7%
The Ya-Yas in Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 10%

Most Distracting Celebrity Cameo Appearance[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Michael Jackson in Men in Black II 37%
Pamela Anderson in Scooby-Doo 17%
Elton John in The Country Bears 13%
Madonna in Die Another Day 23%
John McEnroe in Mr. Deeds 10%

Worst Resurrection of a TV Show[edit]

Recipient Percentage of Votes
I Spy (Columbia) 67%
Scooby-Doo (Warner Bros.) 33%

Films with multiple wins and nominations[edit]

The following films received multiple nominations:

Nominations Film
9 Pinocchio
7 Scooby-Doo
6 The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Swept Away
5 Men in Black II
4 Crossroads
The Master of Disguise
Rollerball
3 The Country Bears
Die Another Day
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Eight Crazy Nights
Femme Fatale
I Spy
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
2 Empire
Knockaround Guys
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Mr. Deeds
Showtime

The following films received multiple wins:

Wins Film
3 Rollerball
Swept Away
2 Scooby-Doo

References[edit]

  1. ^ a b c "Winners - 2002 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards". The Stinkers. Archived from the original on November 12, 2006. Retrieved January 22, 2024.
  2. ^ "Past Winners Database". The Envelope at L.A. Times. Archived from the original on 15 August 2007. Retrieved 7 October 2019.