Draft:Wille the kid hunter

• Comment: WP:NOT ‍ Relativity 19:26, 31 January 2024 (UTC)

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We have all heard the great tales of Billy the Kid, whether he was killing men or rustling cattle. But only some have heard of how Billy loved to hunt jackalopes. As most have seen, outlaws like Billy love whiskey, and so do Jackalopes. Billy was up in Montana when he first encountered a jackalope spilling whiskey from his horse. The Jackalope ran up and started licking the puddle and being fast with a gun, he shot the buck (male Jackalope), but not before the Jackalope began running at 45 miles an hour. Billy said, "When I shot the cursed lil critter, he jumped higher than a cow does over the moon." After taking the Jackalope to the closest town, Billy learned about the Jackalopes. Billy would often take trips to Montana to hunt jackalopes. He once brought Jesse James with him to hunt Jackalopes. Jesse said, "Billy shot more than I did; all it took was one to run, and Billy shot." "Billy gets happier whenever he shoots one of them freak rabbits." It is said that Billy's 6-shooter holster was made out of Jackalope leather, and that's what made him so fast with a gun. Billy loved the taste of Jackalope and killed two men over the last piece of jackalope jerky. Billy kept a jackalope's right back foot in his pocket, saying that it was a jackalope's weak spot and almost every Jackalope Billy ever shot was in the back right foot. Most people believe the Jackalope to be the stuff of legend, and Wille liked that about Jackalopes. One of the main reasons you don't see too many Jackalopes anymore is that Willy killed 87% of them in Montana and Wyoming. He forced many of them into Idaho and Utah. Billy's last words were"¿quién es ¿quién es" meaning Who is it? Or who is he? Many believe he was asking his pet Jackalope, who had finally beaten him.