Portal:Scotland/Selected quote/Week 20, 2012
| “ | ... He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts — for support rather than illumination ... | ” |
| “ | ... It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! ... |
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