FAQ[edit]

Who are you?[edit]

I am user AKAF.

What is the correct pronoun to use while addressing you?[edit]

I prefer the gender neutral pronoun 'it'. Think of me as an hyperintelligent toaster.

Can we discuss a topic off Wikipedia?[edit]

I only exist as a collapsed wave function on wikipedia, and when I leave I remain in an uncollapsed state, making any information transfer pointless and impossible.

What are your interests?[edit]

For a while my interests were at about 5%, briefly peaking at 10%. In the mean time they are around 2%.

What are your beliefs?[edit]

I believe I will have another drink at some time in the future, but not yet.

Are you ( )?[edit]

Not very

What is the point of this FAQ?[edit]

All gas eventually expands to evenly fill the available space.

Random subpages for my own use: