User:Alberun

I am a middle-aged bald person. My hobbies include placing my hand on my scalp and enjoying the smooth perfection. I like to read about hair, hare and heirs. Winston Churchill, another great bald man, is my favorite personality. I am writing a book on his most notable quotes.

As a student of theology, I am presently studying the gospel according to Stewart Lee.

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'Oh, look, Morrissey's let himself go' - Stewart Lee This is how I would have liked to look, had I been a white, with hair, male, Oxford educated, middleclass Londoner. I am none.

I love watching 1980's BBC show Fist of Fun and listening to Richard Herring's podcast AIOTM (aiotm).