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Almog The King of All is the name of the almighty Almog. Almog is one of the most powerful people. He is a Shokher, meaning he is more powerful than God. What makes Almog so powerful is that he is always bigger, never getting smaller. He is so fat the if he jumps it would cause an earthquake. He is the almighty ruler of all the Shooman on this plant.
The Tale of Mar Balash And The Screaming Almog[edit]
Once upon a time, there was a big fat Almog that likes to scream at people. He loved doing it so much, but there was just one problem. All the people he screamed at ran away! Almog was sad, depressed, and didn't know what to do. But then, when everything seemed dark, the big fat Almog found a cloning machine! He then cloned himself. Almog was happy, there finally was somebody that he could scream at without that somebody running away! They then started screaming and screaming at each other, all day long. But little did they know that they were so fat and big that they started sucking up all the energy in the universe! The universe was about to collapse, but the big fat Almogs didn't care. All the people living on Earth were terrified. It was the end of the world, they thought. but then, out of the blue, THE ALL POWERFUL MAR BALASH HAD TELEPORTED TO THE BIG FAT ALMOGS AND SMASHED HIS HUGE FUCKING HEAD AGAINST THE BIG FAT ALMOGS AND KILLED THEM. The End.