User:Big Crow

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Big Crow[edit]

He is Big Crow. Kangi Tanka, in his language. Defender of Crazy Horse's name, and grocer.

The Man[edit]

Big Crow is a member of the Lakota tribe, living in exile in the hoary wastes of Lincoln, Nebraska. Big Crow maintains a WiFi connection with his internet peers in his lonely Ti.

The Legend[edit]

Big Crow was raised by escaped circus bears in the wilds of Colorado.

His Works[edit]

Currently reveiwing and editing various articles about Lakota mythology, and various references to Native Americans, in general.

Big Crow is the only known owner of an Extant Latin copy of the 2nd Cetury B.C. Greek tale, the Dendromachia.

Current Obssessions

Credentials[edit]

  • Certified Locksmith.
  • Catholic
  • Scored a 196 on the Cattel Scale.
  • Dropped out of school at age 15, for no obvious reason.
  • Reads and speaks a moderate amount of both Lakota and Latin.
  • Maintains a "harem" of Proffesors from the University of Nebraska as close friends.
  • If he felt like it, could get an AA in CompSci in a semester.

Pals[edit]

The Dogandpony

style[edit]

None. Big Crow has little to nonce writing experience, and does not mind when better writers b-slap him. His inability to spell simple words or even use them correctly ought not be viewed as symptomatic of an addled mind; he is in fact quite bright, though you wouldn't know it from looking at him.

See Also[edit]

MENSA

This is funny... Well what is Big Crows First name or does he now how to spell it?