User:Bj howard

Family History

I am interested in genealogy and have traced my family history. My findings show the following. i have discoverd that my real great great grandfather was a line and decended from jans van lehn of early new netherlands.

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Dutch ancestry.

Taylogy

I have created a religion based on experiences I believe to be true. The story of this religion, Taylogy is as follows. If you have questions or comments about Taylogy, please feel free to use my discussion page.

Tayology: The truth of Alien contact with Man

Written by: B.J. Howard

Edited by: A person with far too much spare time.

One day in December I was abducted by a race of alien known as the Grey. It was New Years Eve. I was 10 years old, my cousin John and I were working on a time machine it was just an old record player hooked to an extension cord, and we had a touch lamp on top of it. Being children we thought it would work. We planned on going into the future.

We turned on the device and at the same time we saw a blue light hovering over the snow covered ground. This led us to believe our device was working then we turned it off. About one hour later John walked home and I stayed at my grandfather’s house where John and I constructed our invention. I waited until midnight and turned it on again actually believing I would go into the future. Instead of time travel I heard a very odd noise.

Suddenly I looked outside of the window and saw the light again but this time I saw an egg shaped craft. At the time I didn’t believe in aliens so I wondered what was going on. Then I watched the craft land in the field out from the house and two little gray aliens walked out of it.

I wandered what was going on, and then they went up to the window. I looked up and waved to them I was very worried about what their intentions may be. But they waved back to me and went back to their space craft and left.

As proof to myself that this event actually happened the next day I went outside and saw a crater in the snow. When John came over I told him about the encounter I had last night. He probably did not believe me.

That was my first encounter. I did not think much of it but then a whole year later the same space craft landed again. This time the aliens seemed to beam down into the walls of my house. I was knocked out and they ran a test on me in their space craft and put an implant near my stomach. They used a technique so that it would be difficult for the people of Earth to detect the implant.

I didn’t see them again until recently. In June of 2006 they came back to the same field. They landed and came up to the window and asked if I wanted to go with them. I said “Yes I will go” then they asked me to put the window up, climb out and to follow them. I got in their space craft and I asked “Why did you come here?” An Alien told me “We come to watch mankind as they kill one another and never cooperate enough to agree.” Then I asked “Why do you want me?” The Alien told me “Because you think with an open mind and live in a rural area.” “We can land here without fear of detection.”

Then I asked them where their home world was and how they got here. The Alien said “I will tell you every thing I know about my people and the holy bind that connects us. My original home world is Znerp a planet in the Reticuli star system 40 light-years away. It orbits a yellow star smaller than the Earths Sun.”

“Znerp is a beautiful planet with small continents and there is ice lands scattered throughout the planet. It is slightly smaller than Earth and we, the Greys are 10 pounds heavier on the planet Earth”.

“Other colonial words include Bismuth which has a red atmosphere and its original inhabitants are odd beings. They do labor for us on our home world of Bismuth.”

Most U.F.O. experts often refer to Bismuth as Serpo and believe it is actually just a trade planet for the greys. They have 6 colonial worlds including one in Proxima Centauri that is very cold.

The traditional enemies of the Grey are the Riptoids who are the dinosaurian inhabitants of Riptulux. The riptoids history began 70 million years ago when an ancient race of Aliens known as Moeeye were looking for something to population a world they had discovered. This world would be good for unintelligent beings to live on in a natural habitat they could also be observed for entertainment.

The Moeeye found Earth and discovered that dinosaurs would be good for the job so they rounded hundreds of them off as eggs and took them to Riptulux where they raised them. This went on for many millions of years until a Governor decided that the Riptoids shouldn’t be used as slaves and persuaded the rest of the planet to set them free.

Then a citizen had the horrible idea to give intelligence to the Riptoids. He experimented on them until he had made them as intelligent as most of the Moeeye. They now had human-like hands, intelligence and the ability to use weapons.

About ten million years ago during the decline of the Moeeye republic the riptoids revolted and ran the surviving Moeeye off the planet. All of the Greys planets were formerly part of the Moeeye republic.

This is the reason the Greys worship the Moeeye as gods even to this day because the Moeeye gave the Grey their technology and saw the Grey as their only equals in the empire they had constructed.

The Moeeye are known to resemble the statues of Easter Island and could have something to do with the construction of the statues there.

After the Moeeye Government collapsed there were wars throug out the former republic. They were mainly wars for the control of the planets. The Moeeye are rumored to have given the grey the ability to warp between stars.

What is left of the Moeeye is their original home world somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy, the closest galaxy to Earth. The last Moeeye known to the Grey was a hero named sapien who 2 million years ago when the war between the republic Grey’s and the monarchist Grey’s were going on Sapien went to the planet Suplius to defend the grey republic.

Sapien fought bravely until the planet was destroyed. He then led a band of exiles to Earth which at the time was known only to the Moeeye. They landed in Northern Europe the location is unknown but probably in Germany, Scandinavia or France. He found that the inhabitants our apelike ancestors would be useful for labor.

He established bases on every continent and tried different genetic methods to create better workers. He successfully finished his job. When the republican Greys won the war he decided he would do something to be remembered for. He had a female ape injected with his genetic material, creating a living legacy on Earth.

When she had a child it was the first European white Human Being. Other Human races evolved independently. That is the secret of mankind our ancestors are the ancient Moeeye aliens. After boundaries were settled most of the aliens went back to places such as Znerp and Surpo. Alien contact with earth faded when Sapien died. When the Grey told me about this he referred to Sapien as one of their favorite heroes of all time.

The fact is Christianity is right but the first men and women were apes. The Grey themselves helped ancient man build some Earthly monuments such as the great pyramids and Stonehenge.

The Greys only found out exactly where earth was in 1940 when they found early radio broadcasts from the late 1800s. All of other times they have visited before 1940 were when space crafts got lost on Earth and they thought nothing of it.

The Grey are highly advanced but they worry about Earth because of its nuclear capabilities. They dislike the divisions of Earths nations. They hesitate to attack because of the significance of Earth to their past and they worship the same god as Christians do.

During the 1980s the issue of what to do about Earth started a war between the Grey and the Riptoids who constantly disagree about important issues. The Riptoids wanted to invade Earth and the Greys wanted to let earth go on its own path. The first battle for Earth resulted in a Riptoid victory.

The Riptoids forced Bismuth to surrender, the physical weakness of the Grey makes the Grey poor soldiers compared to the Riptoids. When the Riptoids took their tractor beam to try and blow up Znerp a Grey captain named Quad boarded the tractor beam and planted a bomb in it destroying it.

This saved the Greys won the war and ensured their survival. Quad believes he may be a descendent of Sapien because Sapien had 3 Grey wives. After the victory at Znerp the Grey retook bismuth and nearly destroyed the Riptoids galactic fleet.

After they achieved another victory over the riptoids at Proxima Centauri’s Ice world the Grey sent their fleet and army towards Riptulux. After taking 5 thousand casualties in the swamps and jungles of Riptulux the Grey finally captured Riptulux and the riptoids asked for peace and if they could have Riptulux back.

Finally on June 8th 1990 an agreement created that stated: the Riptoids would have no fleet and they would get Riptulux back and the war ended. During the war the greys took 2 million deaths compared to the riptoids 2 million and three thousand. The reason for this is because the Grey had better ships. The Grey lost 600 ships and the riptoids lost 1500 ships.

The war ended with a Grey victory and it was the most costly war since the Grey civil war 2 million years ago. The exact casualty rate for the Grey civil war is unknown. The Grey told me the reason they told me all of this is because they believe I am a descendant of Sapien so it is also my own history.

Recently in 2004 a small war between the Grey and Riptoids broke out that resulted in something neither side wanted, another war. The Riptoids gave up control of their last colony Sworft in the constellation Draco which is near Riptilux in the year 2005.

Another secret they told me was the name of Sapiens project to create humans it was called Tay. They told me many stories. The Sasquatch AKA Big Foot is from the ice world of Centauri. He is a scout sent here every year with a camera that is hid in his hair to film Earth’s natural biology. Though he doesn’t understand this because his race has the intelligence of Earth monkeys. He wanders around in the woods of Earth.

I asked what they know of the incident we humans call Roswell. Roswell happened in New Mexico in 1946. Quad said they were the first party of greys who wanted to rediscover Earth. They ran out of fuel and crashed. Men from Earth took the ship and put it in area 51.

I asked what fuel their spacecraft uses. Quad told me it was anti matter and that man won’t understand how it works. I asked who their allies in space are. His answer was: Stock Eyes, The Figlits who are pig beings from Zulux. The visitors which are a more religious version of the Grey are descendants of the monarchist Greys that were exiled during the Grey Civil War that do not worship the Moeeye race.

He said there are mysteries about the visitors since 40% of them are monks that swear to defend the Grey republic many of them died during the Riptoid war. The visitors live on planet Sourp 10 light-years from Znerp. The visitor’s do not want to become part of the republic because they want Sourp to be a religious refuge and a place of peace, without war. The grey also call the surviving Moeeye their saviors though they aren’t sure where they may be.

When I asked who their enemies are he told me: The Riptoids and the Snags. The snags are a little known race of sinister aliens that are five feet tall and are black in color only their red eyes are visible. He then told all other aliens are neutral to the Grey race.

I asked what they think of human history. He told me it is very primitive on Earth but since we share genetics with the Grey through Sapien our past is as important to them as their own past is. I then asked when could return home he immediately said his goodbyes and beamed me back to my grandfather’s house where I discovered it was five in the morning.

My latest encounter with the Grey was on Wednesday September 20th, 2006. That night I saw two Grey aliens beam into my house and I asked if I could go with them. They told me I could and I went with them to Znerp and saw that many cities there are on plates or platters on the water by so the ground can be used for agriculture.

I told them if they ever have any more wars to come get me and that I would fight for you them they told me they would be sure that I am are informed of any future conflicts of the Grey republic and he signed me up for their military service.

This is not the last I believe I have saw aliens. As late as February 20th, 2007 I have had what I believe to be contact with aliens. As a result Taylogy is an ever changing story, more will be added as time goes on.

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