User:Brittle heaven

About Me

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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

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Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

This user is proud to be English.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

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WikiProject Chess.

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This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

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This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

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This user loves The Gathering (band).

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This user loves Anneke van Giersbergen.

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Why Wikipedia?[edit]

Doctor: How can I help?

Patient: My flatmate thinks he's a chicken.

Doctor: Then why don't you turn him over to the authorities?

Patient: I need the eggs.

I'm paraphrasing, but this is the gist of an old Woody Allen joke. Curiously, it always reminds me of a parental debate that occurred throughout my childhood:

Mother (dusting the bookshelf): These old encyclopedias haven't been used in years.

Father: Who has the time to read encyclopedias?

Mother: Exactly, so why don't we throw them out?

Father: No way, books are the font of all knowledge.

And this was how it used to be. We knew we ought to, but nobody could be bothered with them. The presentation was dull, austere and thoroughly uninspiring. Beneath the wafer-thin veneer of competence, there was no real depth or diversity. They were big, heavy and took up loads of space. But hey, enough about parents …

Wiki articles I started[edit]

Chess biographies[edit]

Music articles[edit]

Ofra Haza | The Wild Swans | Paul Simpson | Fatal Charm | The Snapdragons

Film articles[edit]

Betrayed

Help with chess articles[edit]

Please contact me via my Talk Page if you need some specific fact(s) looking up and I will do my best to help. A list of book titles that I have access to can be seen from the link below.

Useful links[edit]

Chess Books | Article viewing stats | CatScan intersect tool | Self-indulgent lists of my favourite stuff |

Awards[edit]

		The Chess Barnstar
		I award you for massive contributions to chess related articles NovaSkola (talk) 00:37, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

		The Chess Barnstar
		For many useful contributions to chess articles Bubba73 ^{(Who's attacking me now?)}, 01:45, 21 December 2009 (UTC)

Places travelled to (in chronological order)

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