User:Burrito74

Why are you here?

I correct minor errors in articles when it suits my fancy and otherwise mess around on my sandbox like the child that I am. The cringeworthy username is an Animal Collective joke.

This user lives in the U.S. State of Maryland.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

?This user likes to browse random articles, and make helpful edits whenever they can.

'An Excellent Userbox'
– Chef Excellence

This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".

This user finds Wikipe-tan just a little bit creepy and disturbing.

This user is an autodidact in a wide range of subjects they never took in school or university.

Ð ðThis user's favorite letter in the English*† alphabet is Ð.

This user is from Baltimore.

This user accepts that freedom is a two way process as are equality, human rights and respect and that rights and freedoms are for everyone. You have to respect the rights of others as well your own.

PC	This user is pro-choice.

This user strongly supports
strict gun control.

LET IT GOThis user boggles at how so many people get so obsessed with other people having sex when there's so much human suffering right now.

This user thinks nationalism is outdated.

This user identifies as a libertarian socialist or left-libertarian.

This user is a liberal who supports the death penalty in certain situations, such as this one.

This user is an independent voter who doesn't like partisan politics.

This user despises Gerrymandering.

$News + Profit = Propaganda ^†

This user believes Groupthink is the most dangerous aspect of the human psyche. Who's with me?

$This user believes in
capitalism, NOT greed

This user ardently supports the
Paris Agreement
on climate change.

This user supports Hong Kong independence.

This user supports Taiwanese independence.
本用戶支持臺灣獨立運動。

This user supports the right of the Northern Irish to determine their own sovereignty.

This user supports the independence of Tibet.

This user supports abolishing the Electoral College, and did before Trump won the presidency.

This user supports instant-runoff voting.

This user believes that children should not be indoctrinated into hateful ideologies.

This user advocates personal belief but does not support organised religion.

This user is an
absurdist.

This user has absolute pitch.

This user enjoys experimental or avant-garde music.

This user enjoys contemporary classical music.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. _†

This user enjoys jazz-rock fusion.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user likes early electronic music

This user is interested in Nixie tubes.

This user is an analog synthesizer player.

This user plays the guitar.

This user plays the
electronic organ.

KBIf only this user had a real piano...

This user wants you to turn off your mind, relax and float down stream.

BOCThis user is Under the Coke Sign.

GBVThis user is sitting out on your house, watching hardcore UFO's.

MBThis user is slowly growing deaf.

MBVThis user is only shallow

This user listens to Neu!

THIS USER IS A PAVEMENT FAN.

This user has no surprises

( )This user is a fan of Sigur Rós.

The SmithsHeaven knows this user is miserable now

Sonic Youth has 100% of this user's love.

This user got the Steely Dan t-shirt.

WeenThis user has a mollusk that gazes at the sun with its wandering eye.

TTHIS USER LISTENS TO THE AMBIENT MUSIC OF BRIAN ENO

UPThis user owns a copy of Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures.

This user owns a copy of
Angel Dust

HOTHThis user owns a copy of Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy.

This user loves abandoned buildings and ghost towns.

This user is interested in
Human Prehistory

This user remembers the
Stone Age

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

This user is interested in indigenous Shamanistic religions.

This user is interested in Neopaganism and/or is a Neopagan.

This user is interested in the
American Civil War.

This user is interested in the Cold War.

This user does not support the judgment of historical figures by modern standards.

This user is interested in the life and times of John Quincy Adams.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user thinks that Ed Wood is the worst director of all time.

SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

This user is something completely different.

This user's got Movie Sign!

INTPThis user has an INTP personality
per the Myers–Briggs typing system.

This user believes in the concept of affluenza.

This user's favourite drink is Coca-Cola.

This user loves A&W Root Beer

This user avoids drinking milk, but consumes other dairy products instead.

KThis user loves
Krispy Kreme DoughnutsK

This user thinks loincloths and breechcloths are cool.

"Klaatu barada nikto"

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user exclusively uses the Times New Roman font.

This user is fluent in Wingdings.

This user really likes old computers.

This likes The Ticket That Exploded.

This user likes De Stijl.

XCeci n'est pas une userbox.
This user likes René Magritte

This user enjoys photography.

This user recognizes Sealand as an independent country.

"Bob"This user has no Slack at all. Perhaps you should give them $30?

This user is PREPARED TO QUALIFY

After havingHaving learnt to appreciate good grammar, this user thinks that After is a superflous prefix.

This user honours Samuel Johnson
for his enduring contributions to the English language.

en-altThis user is a native speaker of American English, but is conversant in several Commonwealth Englishes.

Oh shit!This user thinks profanity does not exist. They believe that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such.

This user enjoys watching The Lawrence Welk Show.

This user spooned their way to health with Vitameatavegamin!

Some say that this user is The Stig.

JTThis user thinks your "Jeep Thing" is a load a crap and doesn't care to understand.

All your base are belong to this user.

This user likes turtles.

This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.

This user does not "Like" Facebook.

This user likes the Yangtze River dolphin.

This user is interested in older Land Rovers.

PorscheThis user pronounces Porsche the right way : /ˈpɔːrʃə/—with "ə" at the end.

This user is born from jets.

This user prefers pizza made in
Jersey.

The ancestors of this user hunted
mammoth and mastodon.
So how was your day?

This user believes in the rightful rule of the first and only Emperor of the United States, Joshua Norton.

This user is fascinated by body modification, but doesn't have any.ʰ

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

My local professional sports franchise can beat your local professional sports franchise!

This user has witnessed the light turn off inside their refrigerator.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

This user would be perfectly fine with humanity if it weren't for all those people.

TWMThis user doesn't know how it got burned.

BEThis user is a filthy man-animal.

¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!