User:Cashspencer1

My Subaru Rap[edit]

When I drive my Subaru, round the block, I bust out my bluetooth headset so I can take some calls.

Simon and Garfunkel is playin' loud, as I roll past the teenagers hangin' at the mall.

Check out my rims, they factory yo, all the girls are always jockin me yo'

My ride is fat, my ride is all that, I can fit three kids in the mother funkin back.

Got mad room--for my groceries yo', as I pick up organic juice at my Trader Joe's.

SJ, she is so whack, ain't no Blackberry so she's out of touch, can't email her when she always out to lunch.

She got a converter box on her TV, it's the digital age byatch, get DirecTV.

Wiki, it's like h-t-m-l, if ya'll don't like it, you can go to hell.

Average person, they don't know, it's why no one updates these articles, yo.