User:Chicken man1234
Introduction[edit]
Hello my fellow Wikipedians, I am chicken_man1234, but I may be referred to as Chicken Man or just Chicken. My affinity with chickens stretches far beyond that of any mere fan, and has grown to that of an obsession. When I pass on to another life, I suspect that I will be reborn into one of my 24 billion other feathered friends.
Food[edit]
One of my lesser qualities is that I simply love the succelent taste of my own deep fried, roasted, or marinated flesh. However, I do not have the willpower to devour myself, which means I usually convert to the art of cannibalism and feast of my brethren chicken to satsfy my hunger. I also take pleasure in consuming their eggs which only adds to my shameful sin.
Religion[edit]
I belong to the religion Chickenism and worship the legendary Cockatrice. A half chicken-half dragon, he is saviour and watches over all of Chickenkind. To show our appreciation of him we gather and celebrate his presence with rituals and ceremonies.
Heroes[edit]
I aspire to be more like Mike the Headless Chicken, whos will to live a long and succesful lead him to survive 18 months of beheadedment. Mike was an ordinary chicken until one fateful day when his owner, Lloyd Olsen, gave him the chop, as it were, for the family dinner. The chicken from Fruita, Colorado continued to live without his head and became the famed Mike the Headless Chicken we all know and love.
Family Photo Album[edit]
My Wikipedia[edit]
Wikipedia is by far the best encyclopedia on the internet in both quality and quantity. It is useful in a wide range of activities. These include research, homework, and just plain fun. Some of the pages I have edited during my time in the Wikipedia databases include: