User:Derpderp

Biography

I was born 1983 in Seattle, Washington. I am an ethnic Sami, which is flagrantly uncommon in the United States, and while closely linked to my heritage, I am unabashedly American. I have yet to finish college because the process of sitting in a classroom only serves to make me more like Johnny Rotten or Little Alex than I really care to be, however I have managed to learn pigdin Japanese thanks to my brief tenure at state schools. At some point though, I'll bite the bullet and finish so that I can attract a reasonably attractive and intelligent young woman and dupe her into starting a family with me.

I'm a military brat who has lived variously in Washington, Oregon, New Hampshire, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Massachusetts and California. I consider Boston - more specifically Cambridge - to be my hometown I currently reside on Treasure Island in San Francisco.

I smoke Djarum Blacks, am a big fan of Oatmeal Stout, and have been a vegetarian since I was 17. My interests are wide and varied, and I am a veritable repository of knowledge of dubious value. Among these things would include parrots (I have a splendid Amazon parrot), cars - and particularly my beloved Honda S2000 - music of all sorts and urban exploration. I have a sharp, well-honed and quite scathing wit which I take pains to keep out of wiki articles, but which has served me well elsewhere.

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  My precious, precious S2000, on Treasure Island, one of my favorite spots.
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  My precious, precious S2000, at the abandoned gas station on Treasure Island.

I went completely apeshit with user boxes while bored at work one night. These are the results:

This user is mortal.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.

This user has blue eyes.

This user is left-handed.

porn starThis user has been in pornography.

This user is heterosexual.

This user drinks. Period.

V	This user is a vegetarian.

This user is a smoker.

SYNThis user is a synaesthete.

This user owns a killer Honda

This user is fascinated by women.

ADHDThis user has ADHD.

BPDThis user lives with borderline personality disorder.

This user supports stem cell research.

This user thinks healthy food is vital to mental health.

This user has donated blood 0 times.

This user supports medical cannabis

This user lives in the great state of Washington. This user does NOT live in Washington State, which is a university. This user does not reside in Washington, D.C., either.

This user lives in Seattle.

This user wishes their U.S. State were a Canadian province instead.

NEThis user is a Yankee.

This user prefers Chicago-style pizza.

This user is a Toyota enthusiast.

This user is a Saab enthusiast.

This user drops a load when they see a Nissan Skyline.

This user is a Lexus enthusiast.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

This user is interested in Buddhism.

This user is interested in Shinto.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

Choice

This user is pro-life and pro-abortion.

This user is proud of their beer.

This user supports the ACLU.

This user is pro-cannabis.

This user enjoys ice cold Jägermeister

This user is against the ban on smoking in public places.

This user likes Mexican food

This user loves
Chinese cuisine.

This user could live on
American Chinese cuisine.

This user loves
Indian cuisine.

This user loves
Thai cuisine.

This user loves
Vietnamese food

This user is not drug-free.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.

This user is against US troops invading other countries, including Iraq.

This user is interested in existentialism.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†$ £
¥ €

libThis user is a liberal.

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

This user is a socialist.

This user supports racial equality.

This user thinks ribbons do not raise any awareness.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.

This user is a feminist.

This user supports gender equality.

This user knows that MREs owe their famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff.

This user supports equal rights for LGBT people.

This user is into BDSM or fetish fashion.

This user enjoys sex.

This user is single.

This user worships Mexican gastronomy and gladly eats some chili con carne with his Corona.

This user enjoys tofu.

This user eats Granny Smith apples.

This user drinks Diet Coke religiously.

This user loves the Autumn.

This user loves rainy days.

This user's favourite colour is purple.