User:Digiwyse

Digiwyse
Dying, slowly

— Wikipedian —
Name	Jacob Stoppel
Born	(1983-04-25) 25 April 1983 Wichita, Kansas, United States
Current location	Kansas City, Kansas
Sexuality	Heterosexual
Education and employment
Occupation	Survey Technician (telecom) Wikipedia editor
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Religion	Atheist
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General; This user is male. This user is a native of the United States of America.

Scientist

This user is interested in
science.

This user believes that Mars had
water on its surface in the past.

This user hails from or lives on Earth.

This user is a computer scientist.

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user is a scientist and therefore an atheist

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Movies

This user enjoys films.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!

FC	This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.

This user is a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films.

This user accepts the alias Pink.

Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.

This user loves films by
Stanley Kubrick.

Viddy well, me brothers, this user gets a malenky bit sick when he/she hears the glorious, glorious 9th by lovely, lovely Ludwig Van.

Good evening! This user loves films by Alfred Hitchcock.

TTThis user is a lead farmer, mother****er!.

The Lord provides,
 The Dude abides.

This user warns: If you mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain.

This user once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.

This user abides.

TV Shows

Fox NewsThis user hates Fox News and anything connected to it.

TGThis user wonders what time the Stig would clock in a Dacia Sandero.

Daily ShowThis user watches The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

This user likes to watch
Adult Swim.

This user does not accept coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time...