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Kenneth James Bennet Ⅲ (2010-Present)


Kenneth James Bennet Ⅲ also known as Kenny was born in the Danbury Hospital on February 22nd, 2010. He was an only child for three years until PJ Bennett was born. After PJ was born then came Liam Bennett, and then Juliana Bennett. Kenny instantly got no attention, so he turned into a psychopath. He started a hitman group disguised as a company called Kenny Inc which supposedly is a mining company that produces and sells diamonds and other minerals. This was an amazing idea because it was much easier to hide the bodies if you own tons of mines. Kenny goes to middle school just like any child, but he is different. He laughs at cringy jokes, he eats literally everything, and he is a complete suckup to the teachers. Kenny's hitman business has become a great success. He has killed about 100 people plus he has become a millionaire. He has also become famous for donating lots of money and sponsoring lots of small businesses. He shook hands with the president and became knighted by the queen of England. It was such a shame that both died shortly after meeting him... Kenny is still alive and is on the run from every single country's military plus their intelligence program, yet nobody knows where he is right now. So if you know where he is please contact your local authorities. Except if you are Kenny, then please don't kill me.