User:Dust.of.nations/Herbert

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Herbert (Latin: Herberonius), also known as "Ol' Herb", is a constellation of the very first elephant on earth. He was a charming elephant, friends with most of the creatures of the forest, and a great friend of Adam and Eve.

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A long time ago, Adam (from Adam and Eve) was living in the garden of Eden (this was long before the whole 'apple' thing). His snack of choice was blueberries, which at that time wrapped high above the garden when they attached to a ficus tree. Adam had no way to get to these delicious treats (this was well before climbing was invented) so he had to enlist the help of Herbert by payment of canteloupes (much like canteloupilas). Herbert would use his enormous weight to bend the trees over so that Adam would be able to reach the blueberries he loved so dearly.