User:Fastwork005

Hello Internet And Digital Footprint!

Hello Welcome to my Page! Status: Healthy  The Status Was Last Updated on March 17, 2024 At 7:13 PM Eastern Standard Time US.

When i first started, I Ran into multiple Problems following my First Edits in 2024 about my Reference so i Am only Linking things

I Am Dedicated to Helping People on Wikipedia By using my Power to Type Entire Paragraphs. in 3 Minutes. I Study From Wikipedia So I Will Pay The Website Back by Adding and Linking things Together, I Joined on February 14th 2024. And i Have had Interactions With Wikipedia before Hand By Going on Wikipedia Reading & Stuff, to Pass the time to be Honest I Am Just Happy to be Here!

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I Enjoy Memes Media Lost Media And The Internet. as well as Internet History In General as well As Iceberg Videos The longer Yes i am a Idiot AND I AM PRIDEFUL! So yeah Since 2024 i have been Helping Fellow Wikipedia Users So, Hello Wikipedia! I Will Continue to Serve the Wikipedia Community Lately, I Have had a lot of Free time on my Hands. So im Using it by Exploring the web and Wikipedia

There is a Difference From Being Human and Being a Human Being. Live life do things and Go Places say things, I Realize on This Bed Recalling my Life My Wealth has become Pale And Meaningless Because of me being In the Time of My Death.

- A Small portion of Steve Jobs Last Words on his Deathbed

Message for All Wikipedian Users.

Dear All Users on this Website.

You Matter. Even if you Have made 0. Contributions to This Site. Live your Life Do Things Adventure. Whatever will Make you Feel Great. Still, you Are a Person You Matter And you Are Great.

(Unless you use Discord And you are on Their 5-25 Hours Then You Suck).

Stuff That Should Not Be Taken Seriously

AI IS EVIL!!!!!!! AHHHH

Anyway! Welcome to My Favorite Part of my Page! The Stuff That Should Not be Taken Seriously! So, DO NOT Take it seriously SO CALM DOWN The Senstive People On Twitter Hype is OVER Being Easily Offended is so Last Year Get with the Program Bro!

Warning.

This User is at a Level Z9 In Comedy. Any Wikipedia User Over Level K6 Has Dangerous Comedy.

Also Please Search up "FarQuaadratic Formula" On Google. (Is not Mandatory)

AS A REMINDER This Part of this Article is A Joke Do Not take Seriously

Tell you kids, back in my day, we had it so rough... or so much better, i can't tell anymore. anyway, every day, we would wake up at 2:27 in the morning and go to the table for breakfast. we all lived in a closet, you see, so it was one room. and we would ask, me and my 806 brothers and 756 sisters, "what's for breakfast mum?". she would smack us all with a shoe and say "cold beans". and if we complained and said "but we had cold beans yesterday" - because we had cold beans every day - she would smack us all five times with a shoe and say "tough its all we can afford. i'm trying to feed a family of 1,556 with just half a pocket lint", a silver buckington was about the same as half a penny back in the day. then we would head to school. we met up with the johnson kids from down the road, and walked the 1674 miles to school. on the way to school, we had to walk up a mountain so tall it extended to outer space. when we got to the top of the mountain, we would see the peterson boys on their fancy bikes - which they dont make like they used to, and we would race them down the mountain. then, when we got to school at 4 in the morning, the headmaster would come up to us and say "you bloody kids are late", then he would smack us all with the cane 485 Billion times and tell us we had 616 years of detention. then, we went to class, and mr stevenson would say "ok line up kids", then he would Hit us each 160 times, then hit us each with the cane 86 times each.

Opinions & Rants

First Page work Began on March 12, 2024 (No Im not Taking down something you Disagree With) This is a rant essay Which is here Because i can State my opinions here. Because its a free Country 98xx CANNOT. Hack Your Computer, so STOP Saying that it CAN IT'S Misleading I Just Think its Stupid that everyone is Saying oH iT CAn HaCk yOU No it can't The only Thing that it gets from you Is your Computer Name So Stop saying it Can Hack you stop Being an Idiot and Call it a Horror game. stop Saying OMG IT HACKED ME AT 2 PM! When in Reality it does Not and you are Playing it at 11:02 AM In the Damn afternoon!, And your saying it for Views as a 31 Year old Adult who needs to Get a life. Or at least stop Making Content for 5 Year Olds! If you do That, Then You can do Better And the Same thing goes for Every Video game that Does not Forcibly Show your face Or Personal Information. Just like Roblox (Unless there is a Corrupt Worker for Roblox) My Point here is You have to Check BEFORE Claiming that it "Hacks". Your Computer, Phone, or Any Console/And or Software that You Are on. THIS GAME HACKED ME! Like Shut up you are Almost 30 Pal, But yet Here you are still Being an Idiot Clickbating 3-7 Year old Children that are Still Learning their ABC's So, STOP Saying False Things! And we should Also Abolish Skibidi Toliet as well. Cause that Also Sucks! Its ALL AWFUL! I Grew up with Mr Rodgers Neighborhood, And im not Saying that ALL! Gen Alphas grew up with This including the Older ones. but im Talking About kids That were born from 2016-2024 Im sick of Looking at these shitty Thumbnails.

Any Questions?

How Experienced Are you?

Answer: I Have an Okay amount of Experience i have Edited a good amount of Articles I Just go around Linking stuff on Articles and Fixing typos. However i Have made A lot of Mistakes. I Have Been here Since February 14, 2024, And

What do you Normally do here on Wikipedia?

I Edit articles and When im not doing that Im Editing my Account Page and when Im not Doing that i go to other peoples Accounts. And see their home Pages, And when im not Doing that im on another Website Exploring the web Because i have a lot of Free time

Any Tips for Beginners

Be Polite and Overall try to Help Others And if you're a New Editor Learn how to edit Articles, or Ask an Assigned Mentor!

Who are you

A Wikipedia User who is here for The Good will of the People.

A Tribute to Never forget Aaron Swartz Wikipedia's First Aaron Swartz Tribute

The Following Events were Real, In 2010 Aaron Swartz, A Computer Programmer And one of the Founders of Reddit Hacked Into a Digital library Called J to Make a new one, he Wanted to make a Internet Library that does not have Expensive prices and he Wanted People, Poor Or Rich to Peacfully Read He wanted it to Not have Hefty Prices With Books that are about Anything A Library That People can Reed for free on. That wa

s until the United States Government Sentenced Aaron Swartz to 50 Years of Prison Which made him Commit Suicide. All Aaron Wanted was for People to read for free in Return, He got Arrested he Truly thought that it Would make the Web a Better Place. His Death Sent Shockwaves Across the Web His Death made the Internet FURIOUS! this Caused the Internet to Protest Everywhere and Even Caused 4chan Users to hack into Federal Government Websites And Put in Tributes for Aaron Swartz We must Tribute to Aaron Swartz and his Actions he will Forever live on In The Web World. And will Never be Forgotten and We Remeber him as One of the men Who Shaped the Internet, We will Strive for Better on the internet Just like Aaron Swartz Did

In the End we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the Silence of our friends

— Martin Luther King Jr.

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From Fastwork005

Hello Whoever you Are!, I Didnt think anyone would Come this Far You have Read this Page for a long Time. Thank you for Coming to my Page! And Reading threw Everything this page Normally updated Every day and i add More and More so stay on The lookout! I Am not done Constructing This page