User:General Legume

General Legume is a brilliant, scholarly contributer to Wikipedia. He used to be a member of the Alternate History Discussion Board but was banned and has returned as sockpuppet accounts. He is also a member of the Straight Dope Message Board under the username of Curtis LeMay. General Legume is a Republican, conservative, Protestant Christian, and interested in history, alternate history, politics, and theology.

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AHThis user is a member of
WikiProject
Alternate History.

BUThis user attends, attended, or plans to attend Bradley University.

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

This user is a history buff.

This user reads science fiction.

This user lives in or hails from Chicago.

This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

This user is proud to be an American.

This user is thankful that the good guys won the Civil War ^†

This user reads DC Comics.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user is interested in maps.

This user is an Eagle Scout.

rvb	This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic.

Caboose

This user likes food-nap time.

fireflyThis user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user likes to watch
Adult Swim.

CThis user watches
The Colbert Report.

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

This user likes Horror Movies.

SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

MB	This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!

Clerks.This user is not even supposed to be here today!

This user is a captive on the Satellite of Love.

MST3K

This user is a MSTie.

This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Kirby.

USThis user uses American English.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism.

This user is a member of the Science fiction task force of the Novel WikiProject & Science Fiction WikiProject.

This user is a Sudoku addict.

STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.

This user will fight in the shade.

CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.

This user is a law student.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

Grrr! Brains! Brains!

This user is a participant in WikiProject Novels.

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