User:Georgewilliamherbert/Arrr

Soon to be former contents of Pirate joke[edit]

Pirate jokes are a species of joke based on a verbal tic commonly attributed to pirates in popular culture — "Arrr!"

Here are some Pirate Jokes:

Have you heard about the new Pirate movie?: It's rated Arrrrrrr!
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?: Arrrrrrby's but realy It's Long John Silver's.( Trick Question )
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?: RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
Why are pirates called pirates?: Because they arrrrr!
Why did the pirate go on vacation?: He needed some arrr and arrrr!
What's a pirate's favorite country?: Arrrgentina.
What's a pirate's favorite school subject?: Arrrt.
What's a pirate's favorite sea critter?: Mantarrray.
What's a pirate's favorite planet?: Marrrrs.
Who's a pirate's favorite governor?: Arrrrnold Schwarrrrrzenegger.
What's a pirate's favorite type of socks?: Arrrgyle.
What's a pirate's favorite holiday?: Arrrbor Day.
What do a pirate's kids say on a long car ride?: Arrrrr we there yet?
When did the boy pirate become a man pirate?: On his Barrrrrrr Mitzvah!
What is a pirate's favorite animal?: If somebody says "aarrrrdvark" say "No - a parrot!"
What is a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?: "We Three Kings of Orient ARRRRR!"

It has also spurned a litany of pirate-related websites and cartoons, e.g.