User:Getaway Car/2017 in Vincent's life

◂ 2016 • 2017 • 2018 ▸

This article is simply a brief overview of events in 2017 in Vincent’s life, and does not attempt to document, summarize, or analyze everything. In comparison to 2016, 2017 was less stressful and more productive. Events such as the Bujo Era, the failure of Operation Shamrock, and Todoism/Neo-Todoism led to (partially) successful New Year's resolutions, Cleanarama, and the Wall Folder Revolution.

For national or global events in 2017, see 2017 in the United States or 2017.

◂ 2016 • 2017 • 2018 ▸

Events[edit]

January[edit]

Early to late-January – The Bujo Era ushers in a wave of organization and productivity, ending the Procrastination Crisis of late 2016. Fitbit use is temporarily revived in late-January as a result.
January 7 – Vincent and Kevin on the first day of school, August 29, 2016 is named the 2016 Image of the Year.
January 31 to February 3 – The opening act of Operation Shamrock fails.

February[edit]

February 5 – The orange couch, unpopular since its purchase in 2014, is mysteriously slashed. Calls for a new couch gain support.
February 16 – The Honor Code of Vincent is written.

March[edit]

March 1 – The dark brown couch replaces the damaged and unpopular orange couch, becoming the third living room couch since 2002.
March 3 – The second trimester of freshman year ends. Algebra 2B is the lowest grade.

April[edit]

Early April – The Bujo Era, already declining since mid-March, abruptly ends after the First Storage Crisis starts.
April 3 to April (something) – The First Storage Crisis begins after the "phone in exile" policy takes effect in response to the disappearance of all text messages.

May[edit]

Mid-May – As a result of the Storage Crises, Spotify once again overtakes Apple Music as the main method of listening to music.
May 10 – The maple tree is discovered to be dead. It's health has appeared to be declining ever since its planting in 2002.
May 11 – The AP World History test was taken. The score is revealed to be 4 on July 8, 2017.
May 26 – FamilyPad is purchased, delaying plans for the Nintendo Switch or a possible new iPhone.

June[edit]

June 1 – The third trimester ends along with freshman year overall. Art 1B is the lowest grade at 91%.
June 10 – The Apple Watch is purchased, but the Activity app does not appear on Vincent’s iPhone 6.
June 11 – "Cleanarama" attempts to be a plan to permanently clean the house in a full day of in-depth cleaning, organizing, and purging. It fails and instead spawns dozens of successors, all of which fail to last for more than one week.
June 18 – The family visits Bear Lake.
June 19 – A Last.fm account is created.

July[edit]

July 16 – The family visits Shoshone Falls.
July 24 –

August[edit]

Late-August – Mom and Dad’s room is repainted for the first time since 2002.
August 21 – A total solar eclipse is visible from the backyard.
August 26 to 29 – The Count of Monte Cristo is read in record time in order to complete a reading log originally due on the first day of school.
August 30 – Sophomore year of high school starts.

September[edit]

Early-September – Skies are abnormally smoggy as a result of various wildfires in different areas of the country.
September 21 to 22 – The Savanna Food Web model is completed with an unprecedented amount of stress.
September 30 to October 1 – A trip to Salt Lake City occurs to revisit the Lexus dealership for example first time since October 2015. IKEA is also visited.

October[edit]

October 11 – The PSAT is taken.

October 14 – A random snowfall event leaves a considerable amount of snow behind.

October 21 to 27 – The kitchen backsplash is replaced.

November[edit]

November 9 – reputation by Taylor Swift is purchased on iTunes as the most anticipated album since 25 by Adele in November 2015.

December[edit]

December 10 to 12 – A call for a wall folder to organize mail results in a swarm of other home organization ideas in the “Wall Folder Revolution”.
December 25 – Gifts from Christmas 2017 include the Nintendo Switch, Super Mario Odyssey, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, reputation CD, Google Home Mini, and gaming chairs.