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Getchex Gruests
Let me tell you a story. Of all the great chivalrous tendencies, none could be greater than the story of Sire φæ¬ornen [ʒe͡j'ʔʷ̃ɔ̃ɹnən]. He was indeed the king of kings, living out his dreams, doing whatever he pleaaaaasəs just b'cause he rhymes like jeeeeeezus. "I'm terribly sorry, I don't know what grabbed ə-hould of me," as any friend of Mr. Cleese might say. Note the prominent use of schwa. If you don't know what schwa is, go look it up; that's what Google is for; go learn.
Why do I use schwa? Schwa is the typical go-to vowel for vowels in unstressed syllables in English. Places it appeared in the previous sentence: the 'al' in "typical", the 'el' in "vowel(s)" and 'le' in "syllable", all with careful speech, in addition to 'i' in "typical" using non-careful speech (ie when talking quickly). In both examples in the previous paragraph, I use it to draw your attention to something. If you can follow me to hear, you're good to go. If not, you need work.
This is what I want you to know about me. Now, analyze.