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Gonzalo Fahad[edit]

Widely regarded as on the most promising elite youths Gonzalo Fahad is a 17 year old prospect of Milton Keyens academy. Graduating at the age of 9 Gonzalo has since been subject to high praise from several legends, outlets and superstars. Namely; Juan Mata who said "Gonzalo Fahad needs to relax hes just too good" (Rough translation), Paul Pogba also commented on Fahads youth record breaking 28 goal tally in 2016 suggesting that "Demebele (ousmane) and Mbappe will be like Messi and Neymar in the future they will live in fear of the Ronaldo that Fahad will become" (Another rough translation)

Clubs Gonzalo Fahad graduated from his home town Milton Keyens at a very tender age (9). At the age of 11 he was playing along the side the 18 year olds of Milton Keyens football club. Searching for a new challenge Gonzalo signed to Biggleswade Waders FC in the summer of 2016. Biggleswade spent their entire annual budget of £800,000 to bring the young talent in after he scored 28 goals in the previous season.

Gonzalo did not get many starts at his new outfit so left the club to join Seattle FC in USA, against the advice of his mum, there he ripped the league to shreds playing against the 38 year old players looking to earn a bit of money before retirement, the young freshie Gonzalo used his elite pace to get past the ageing defenders and scored a total 43 goals during his 1 and a half year tenure.

At the age of 17 Gonzalo Fahad returned to Milton Keyens to play under the watchfull eye of Lord Barron Jalebi (vice-president of toyota motors UK), there fahad learnt many lessons from the Lords endless lectures. Fahad managed to socre 12 goals in the opening 9 games and got many sponsorships. Soon after this Gonzalo Fahad got a bit big headed and spend the majority of his money on the meaty odds of Bet 365 and Ladbrooks, partying through the night and eventually buying a riced out rust bucket celica for £430,000 to which he refereed to as his beloved ismy sports car.

Gonzalo has since gone through rehab to get his career back on track.

Nicknames

Gonzalo Fahad has many nicknames including: -The mad titan -The wader -Wad -Wadmaster -Hero not for hire -Big boy - Ouii - The Ouiii - The middle man

Sponsorships Gonzalo fahad broke through the news in 2017 when he was signed to elite luxury brand Lux Watches. The ceo had this to say: "being an executive you have to understand that the market is full of adapations just like the moths of the london underground, being an executive of my intellect you have to know when and where you need to be, you have to be tunnel visioned to your goal, for me its about cake if you want the cake you go eat the cake.. no excuses", he then said that he signed "gonzalo fahad because like an it service man hes a good middle man to get the job done for an executive like me"

Gonzalo Fahad also signed up to Toyota motors as a good friend of the ceo.

Controversy and Social media presence


Gonzalo Fahad has amassed a large following of 12 people on his various social accounts which he entertains regularly with videos of him doing skills with his sondico and flip flops in the back garden of his milton keyens mansion.

Gonzalo Fahad has spent many years under suspicion of gang related activity, being a member of the stopsley bois he has been accused of several crimes such as dropping a child by the name of hibby bibby and slapping a boy who tried to wake him up. Gonzalo Fahad is a member of an underground fight club known as "the rebels" ready to fight the good fight with tunnel vison.


Style

Having spent the majority of his life as resident ball boy he knew he was destined for greater things, Gonzalo fahad has a destructive element to his game similar to fellani, he plays a physical game soley based on attacking the opposition, his ball control is weak and has a lack of pace but makes up for it with his elbows which utilities similar to fellani again. his impressive goal record comes as a result of his position regularly goal hanging. He has been compared to his idol Gonzalo Higuain and is very happy to play his style

ye of game.

Other activities

Gonzalo Fahad claims that his elite boxing skills gave him the chance to become a semi pro boxer. He also likes to spend his days in bed watching tv series such as luke cage and the flash while bullying his younger brother. Gonzalo Fahad loves his food and regularly fills his ouii with with his favourite foods such as microwaved fish fingers and chocolate spread on raw bread.