User:Guy Macon/On the Diameter of the Sewer cover in front of Greg L’s house

On the Diameter of the Sewer Cover in Front of Greg L’s House

While Wikipedia is reasonably comprehensive, there is one area where it falls short; coverage of the diameter of the sewer cover in front of Greg L’s house, henceforth known as TDOTSCIFOGLH. This page seeks to address this critical shortfall.

Existing Coverage

The page at User:Greg L/Sewer cover in front of Greg L’s house contains the following vitally important information:

"This sewer cover has a diameter of 664 mm (26.1 in)."

While welcome news to the student of TDOTSCIFOGLHology, these numbers raise as many questions as they answer.

What is the margin of error? 664 millimeters implies a precision of plus or minus 0.5 millimeters (0.019685 inches), while 26.1 inches implies a precision of plus or minus 0.05 inches (1.27 millimeters).

In addition, we have no information on how this measurement was made or the calibration status of the measuring instruments.

More research needs to be done, preferably with extensive government funding.

Conversions

TDOTSCIFOGLH Reflection

Read the relevant material to the left (and the accompanying chapter in the self-published book by Greg L and Guy Macon). Reflect on these issues by asking as many 5W & H questions as possible: What is a Sewer Cover? What is a Diameter? Why is the Sewer Cover in front of Greg L's house? Is there a Sewer Cover at the back of the house? How was the Diameter of the Sewer Cover measured? Who was involved in the Diameter measurement process? Could I measure the Diameter of the Sewer Cover by myself? When was the Diameter of the Sewer Cover measured? How long ago was the Diameter of the Sewer Cover measured? Could we have a chapter on the units of time for the above question? Why do Sewer Covers exist? Are there Sewers without Covers? The reader is now invited to expand the partial list of units.

Inches and millimeters are all well and good, but some users may find astronomical units, furlongs, or Planck lengths to be more convenient. To that end, here is TDOTSCIFOGLH in various units: 0.0000000000000000000000000215 Gigaparsecs (or Gregaparsecs?) 0.00000000000000007019 Light-years 0.000000000004439 Astronomical units 0.0001195 Leagues 0.0003585 Nautical miles 0.0004126 Miles 0.0033 Furlongs 0.1320289 Perches 0.3630 Fathoms 0.39017510870842637207662475026443 Smoots 1.280379228 Sumerian Cubits 6.535425 Hands 14.938114285714285714285714285714 Rack units 6,640,000,000 Angstroms 664,000,000,000,000 Fermis 41,090,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Planck lengths

List of suggested units

• Day's journeys
• Earth radii
• Earth circumferencii
• Kans / Kens
• Megalithic Yards
• Pennies
• Solar radii

Other miles

• Arabic miles
• Biblical miles
• Croatian miles
• Irish miles
• Miles Davis
• Scandinavian miles

Body units

• Arşes (yes it was a real unit!)
• Fingers
• Fistmeles
• Hair breadths
• Horse lengths
• Muggeseggeles
• Paces
• Palms

Future Plans

This page is intended to be moved into the main encyclopedia as soon as there is general consensus among Wikipedia editors that all other topics that are less trivial are comprehensively covered.

All Wikipedia editors are invited to expand this vitally important page.

See also

• Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Notice posted on the corridor of the ground floor at Hietalahdenkatu 7A, Helsinki, Finland