User:Hunterd/About

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Conservation status
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Scientific classification
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Mammalia
Order:	Primates
Superfamily:	Hominoidea
Family:	Hominidae
Subfamily:	Homininae
Tribe:	Hominini
Genus:	Homo
Species:	H. wikipediens
Binomial name
	Homo wikipediens; Wales, 2001
Subspecies
	Homo wikipediens sysopous†; Homo wikipediens bureacratous†; Homo wikipediens userous

Hunterd
— Wikipedian ♂ —
	"Dr." David, Archaeological Geophysicist
Born	0806 hours, 21st December, 1988. (20)
Name in real life	David Peter (Ambrosius) (surname not needed here!)
Country	[[\|]]
Current location	Atlantis, Lesser Antarctica
Ethnicity	Mixture of Greek, Italian, Spanish and English. Born and raised in Australia under an English family-culture.
Height	6'4"
Weight	99 kilograms
Hair	Brown
Eyes	Brown
Sexuality	Homo
Personality type	Maniacal
Family and friends
Children	Desired
Education and employment
Occupation	Archaeological Geophysicist
Education	Extensive
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Religion	The Truth Of All Things; The Truth Of The Universe, Theosophy, The Book Of Origin, Dead Actorism, Natural Selection
Politics	Right-wing
About Hunterd
	While all Goa'uld are maniacal, egotistical and arrogant, David is more clever than most, and has a sound mind for complexity and convoluted schemes. Notably, he is also infamous for being even more melodramatic than the rest of the Goa'uld, causing his brother Michael to remark at one point, "Oh, come on. Who talks like that?" David, due to his existence as pure spirit and consciousness, is seen only through character, and never truly through appearance. David appears as a shadowy hooded figure wearing a large black cloak. Instead of a human face, all that can be seen under the hood is a shifting energy field similar to the event horizon of the Stargate. This is because David, as spirit, cannot hold a form, and must use a complex forcefield to give him shape within his cloak. David was exiled 1,000 years ago from the collective System Lords for "crimes unspeakable, even to the Goa'uld". Long thought dead, David returned in the wake of his father, Christopher's, defeat and began to dominate the galaxy using advanced technology superior to that of the Goa'uld. He recruited other exiled Goa'uld such as Raoul Hernandez, Johnny T., and Zoumis to aid him in conquering the galaxy. David is a half-Ascended being, meaning that he is partially ethereal, having almost converted his body to energy and risen to a higher plane of existence. This transformation was discovered by the Ancients, perhaps the most advanced race ever to exist in the galaxy, that have long since all ascended. Refusing to allow David amongst their ranks, the Ancients somehow managed to "de-ascend" David and forced him back to this plane of existence, stopping short of completely returning him to physical existence. Being partially ascended allowed David to gain much of the knowledge of the Ancients, which allowed him to use much of their technology, giving him the advantage over the other Goa'uld that enabled him to become the most dangerous of all System Lords. Look at all the userboxes to the left to find out more.
Body type	Endomorphic
Exercise	Avoided
Relationship	Single
Drinking	No
Smoking	No
Sign	Sagittarius

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