User:Jiffilube
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Me, Myself, und Ich[edit]
Yo. I'm Josh Fulk. I live in this little place called Freeland, Pennsylvania. Its not Free-Land, its FREELAND, like FREALIND. I go to a college prep school, MMI Preparatory School. I'm a total computer nerd and my favorite car is the Toyota Supra. The Ford Mustang's cool too. Don't call me a geek or I'll rip your face off. I listen to KoЯn and Limp Bizkit (for those of you who don't listen to metal, those are bands, not cafeteria food). I like playing paintball with by friends and riding my bike in the strip mines. If you want, check out my edit count, or my edit summary usage.
I don't edit much on Wikipedia, but if I see somthing wrong, I'll fix it. I especially like fixing vandalism because its good for a laugh. I'm also good at spying the smallest mistakes like periods and commas, because I have no life.
Freeland[edit]
Yeah.... Its where I live. Theres a Ford dealer, a meat factory, a dollar store and a Subway! North of the town there are some huge strip mines. Most of them are filled with blue-green water that, if you stare at for too long, makes you want to jump in. I wouldn't advise that though because zombies would likely grab you and pull you down. Mostly I like to bike ride around them (I tried it on one once when it was frozen).
White Haven[edit]
I used to live here until Foster Township rezoned me to Freeland. Its almost 1/3 the size of Freeland, but its a lot nicer (no offense Freeland). Rather than being a coal mining town it was a major shipping center for coal. Railroads, canals, and the Lehigh River were used for shipping. Many of the railroads have been converted to bike trials (the project is aptly named Rails to Trails).
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| KoЯn | This user is Rotting in Vain. |
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This user is a carnivore. |
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This user drives, or would like to drive, a Toyota Supra. |
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This user drops a load when they see a Nissan Skyline. |