User:JoelPatto

Joel Patto is a champion boxer in the Arnhem Land region of the Northern Territory, Australia. In his spare time he has been known to enjoy hunting, fishing and conquering small Pacific island nations. He is best known for his lead role in blockbuster movie Inception in which he played Leonardo DiCaprio to the great praise of critics. David Stratton was quoted in saying: "Joel Patto's performance as DiCaprio was astounding. He managed to completely embody all of the characteristics of a multi-millionaire snobby actor who is trying to pretend he understands Inception's plot."

Accolades

In 2008, Patto was presented with Sylvester Stallone's Hard Ass award. Patto, who accepted the award after diving from an on fire petrol truck and killing three ninja assassin's with his bare hands, was seen to get teary eyes as Stallone commended him on being "Hartbdjndgaoonc" and "Jibdeosanaodndh".

Other awards include, but not limited to:

• Time Magazine's Best Artist Using a Plane with Smoke Machine (Sky-Writing) of 2009. Joel's winning piece depicted a lion brutally molesting Adolf Hitler.
• Winning the 2009 Monaco Grand Prix...riding a push-bike. Backwards.

Associates

Joel has a group of close friends, most notably the well known bush poet Mitchell "Long Johnson" James. Another semi-famous friend of Joel Patto's is Dylan Kimlin, known for being in the academy and his catchphrase "I'M DYLAN KIMLIN!"