User:Jollygreengiant

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I'm a geeky, but socially respectable physicist currently studying for my DPhil in Particle Physics at the University of Oxford. I work on the ATLAS experiment, and also do development work on distributed computing systems.

I Can Help You With...[edit]

I'm willing to help with any work anyone is prepared to give me, although I must warn that I do occassionaly mutate into a hypocritical Grammar Nazi.

Knowledge[edit]

I'm prepared to offer expertise in the following.

Science
- (Particle) Physics (My Expertise)
- Geology (My Parents), but only if it's brief
Oxford - the city and university
Computing & Information Technology
Trumpets!
Anything else interesting enough for me to read up on it.

Skills[edit]

Creating diagrams/graphs
Taking photos of things (mainly if they can be found in Oxford)
Grammar and/or spell-checking for non-native speakers

To Do List[edit]

Things I have to do may be put here if I have the spare time to edit my user page, which I won't because I'll probably be too busy doing the things on my to do list.