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This is a list of fictional products from the animated series The Simpsons. Where possible the episode(s) the product was in is included.

Krusty branded products[edit]

This section includes any products that are branded under the Krusty name.

Name Sub-name Episode(s) that it appeared in More information
The Krusty Home Pregnancy Test WARNING: MAY CAUSE BIRTH DEFECTS I Love Lisa
Coming to Homerica 		-


Krusty branded food[edit]

This sub-section includes any food branded under the Krusty name.

Name Sub-name Episode(s) that it appeared in More information
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel Nine out of ten orphans can’t tell the difference Kamp Krusty -
Krusty-O's In episode Round Springfield Jagged Metal Krusty-O In Each Box! and later in same episode Flesh-Eating Bacteria In Every Box! - Marge buys Krusty-O's in the 2009-present opening sequence.

Food served at Krusty Burger[edit]

This sub-section includes any food served at Krusty Burger (the fast food chain owned by Krusty).

Varieties of Krusty Burgers[edit]

This sub-section includes any burgers served at Krusty Burger.

Name Sub-name Episode(s) that it appeared in More information
Ribwich - I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can The Ribwich is a parody of McDonald's McRib, which, like in the episode I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can, was on sale for a limited time and spawned cross-country tours.
Mother Nature Burger - Coming to Homerica The "Mother Nature Burger" is entirely vegetarian and made with barley.

Varieties of Duff Beer[edit]

This section includes any versions of Duff Beer.

A few companies have made real 'Duff Beer' (because it's well known from The Simpsons). However, the only Duff drink licensed by Matt Groening[1] and Fox is Duff Energy Drink (a canned energy drink designed to look like a Duff Beer can, sold by the gift shop of The Simpsons Ride at Universal Studios, as well as many locations of Micro Center, Amazon.com and a few other websites).

In The Simpsons Duff Beer is available in Bottles, Cans and other containers.

Duff Beer has been likened to Budweiser beer[2].

Name Sub-name Episode(s) that it appeared in More information
Duff Beer - This is the 'regular Duff'
Duff Dry - - It is revealed on a Duff Brewery tour in the episode "Duffless" that Duff Dry (and Duff Lite) is the same as regular Duff.
Duff Lite - - It is revealed on a Duff Brewery tour in the episode "Duffless" that Duff Lite (and Duff Dry) is the same as regular Duff.
Duff Dark - - Ironic because Duff is Gaelic for dark, thus meaning 'Dark Dark.'
Duff Extra Cold - - -
Raspberry Duff - - -
Tartar Control Duff - - -
Lady Duff - - A reference to Lady Duff Gordon, a prominent survivor of the Titanic sinking and a popular fashion designer.
Duff Stout - - -
Duff Blue - - -
Duff Zero - - -
Düff - - Düff is just regular Duff with a German accent, presumably sold in Germany. In one episode Moe Szyslak tried to sell Homer Düff, calling it 'German Duff'.

Non-drinkable Duff products[edit]

This sub-section includes any non-drinkable products branded under the Duff name.

Name Sub-name Episode(s) that it appeared in More information
Duff Book of Records - Sweets and Sour Marge The Duff Book of Records parodies the Guinness Book of Records, also named after a beer company. Lisa mentions (in episode Sweets and Sour Marge that the Duff Book of Records was originally created to settle disputes in taverns, which is true of its Guinness counterpart.
Duff Beer Calendar - Pygmoelian -
Duff Gummi Beers - - -
Duff Beer Suitcase - - -

Itchy and Scratchy branded products[edit]

This section includes any products that are branded under the Itchy & Scratchy name.

Itchy and Scratchy branded food[edit]

This sub-section includes any food branded under the Itchy & Scratchy name.

Fictional products from episodes of The Itchy and Scratchy Show[edit]

This sub-section includes any fictional products from episodes of The Itchy and Scratchy Show.

Name Sub-name Episode(s) of Itchy and Scratchy that it appeared in Which episode(s) of The Simpsons? More information
Cloning Machine - The Tears Of A Clone Little Big Mom In the episode The Tears Of A Clone, Scratchy has recently died, and mourners (including Poochie) visit his coffin at a funeral. Itchy is depressed and alcoholic without Scratchy, and when he sees a newspaper headline about a cloned sheep (Resembling Dolly the cloned Sheep) he decides to make a Cloning Machine to clone Scratchy (a sample of Scratchy's blood from a meat cleaver). As the clones come out from the machine, Itchy kills them all using various weapons. He can't keep up with the rate of the machine, and after getting tired of killing Scratchy by hand, he builds a Killing Machine and puts it directly after the cloning machine.
Killing Machine - The Tears Of A Clone Little Big Mom In the episode The Tears Of A Clone, Itchy builds a Killing Machine to kill all the clones of Scratchy made with the Cloning Machine.

Imaginary products[edit]

This section includes any products that been imagined by someone in The Simpsons.

Name Sub-name Which episode(s) of The Simpsons? Who imagined it? More information
Pistol Whip - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love Homer In the episode A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love, Snake says he'll pistol-whip this guy [Homer] all night[3] and Homer imagines Pistol Whip to be a whipped-cream-like product which you eat using a pistol as a spoon[4]. It's very like Cool Whip[5].
Skittlebrau - Bart Star Homer In the episode Bart Star, Homer goes to the Kwik-E-Mart to buy some Skittlebrau (beer that has candy floating in it), but Apu says that such a product does not exist and that Homer must have dreamed it, so Homer just buys a 6-pack of beer and two packets of Skittles. After the episode lots of people tried putting Skittles into beer[6] and other alcohols[7]. There is also a band called Skittlebrau[8].

Books[edit]

Magazines and comics[edit]

Magazines[edit]

TV guides[edit]

Porn magazines[edit]

Comics[edit]

Board games[edit]

Name Sub-name Episode(s) that it appeared in More information
Scrabbleship - The Old Man and the Key A combination of Scrabble and Battleship. In the episode The Old Man and the Key Lisa thinks that "Scrabbleship" makes no sense. The game is semi-real, with rules of how to play online and a Facebook group called You sunk my scrabbleship![9] (although it only has 7 members). The game (similar to the one on The Simpsons) was invented in 1996 by David J. Conner[10].

Food and drink[edit]

This section includes any food and drink items that are not included above.

Name Sub-name Episode(s) that it appeared in More information
Nuts And Gum Together At Last Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy Grandpa Simpson and Lisa are sad because no-one listens to them because of their ages. Then Homer comes-in and says "I'm a white male aged 18 to 49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are." and goes to the cabinet and takes out a can Nuts And Gum (and shows it to the screen), implying that it was his idea.

Electrical items[edit]

This section includes any electrical items that are not included above.

Other products[edit]

This section includes any products that are not included above.

References[edit]

  1. ^ Joe Sixpack - Reporting and drinking beer in Philly and beyond
  2. ^ The Simpsons Archive
  3. ^ taquitos.net
  4. ^ tv-tropes
  5. ^ [http://leda.law.harvard.edu/leda/data/652/Cochran_redacted.pdf “Mmmm. . .Pistol Whip”: An Exploration of Food, Drugs, and Medical Devices in The Simpsons]
  6. ^ GlossyNews
  7. ^ nerve
  8. ^ Skittlebrau (band) HQ
  9. ^ Facebook - You sunk my scrabbleship!
  10. ^ Everything2.com

External links[edit]

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