User:Mp0504/Austin Nicolas May

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Austin Nickolas May


Austin May was born the whitest of white men from a land unknown. His date and time are also unknown. He is widely known for listening to rap and driving with his arm out of his window. On Mondays he likes to contemplate his life meaning while cuddling with several dozen cats. Do not disturb him on these days, for he is known to be sassy.


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