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I believe all hoaxes should be given a chance. They are often amusing and serve to highlight the flaws in the WikiVerse. Feed the trolls, it stops them from being hungry. After all, a world without laughter is a pretty grim place. Much like Coos Bay,OR.
This means "Feel Free To Vandalize". I do not own the page, hence I cannot stop any vandals. So I might as well feed the trolls. So go on, vandalize my page before vandalizing the mainspace.
This means you, Troy. We do not want your junk here. Come back in 10 years when you can think of a worthwhile, clever hoax. This is just pathetic VANITY.
Just remember, the aliens are coming. Before they get ya, have a laugh at some of the trashy articles our fabulous contributors cook up for you every day. After all, if it weren't for these guys, Admins would have jack all to do.
It's tough work and frankly I can't be arsed. Nominate TenPoundHammer though, that guy is good. |
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THE HOAX HALL OF FAME[edit]
It's sad to see hoaxes, particularly funny ones, deleted altogether. On this page I hope to preserve these missing bits of Wiki history. It's a bit like playing album tracks on the radio. Shunned by the man, but loved by all.
Durga Maa Telefilms[edit]
This is one of the most elaborate hoaxes of all time! Pages were created for Sharan Kapoor and many of the shows listed below. It was described as a "walled garden" hoax, and survived for over a year, including surviving an AFD!.User karanbt even made his own website to perpetuate the fraud!
Background
Sharan Kapoor is the creative head of Durga Maa Telefilms. He is the son of the Indian actor Jeetendra, brother of television producer and films Ekta Kapoor brother of actor Tusshar Kapoor. Sharan Kapoor has produced and co-produced numerous soap operas, television series and films. His most famous television venture has been Kabh Dulhann Ghar Aygi, which began airing on STAR One in 2004. He has produced over eight television soaps for STAR One. At the 6th Indian Telly Awards in 2006, he won the Hall of Fame award for having contributed immensely to the Indian television industry. Most of his creations begin with the letter "K" due to his superstition that it brings him good luck and fantastic reputation. Some of his creations are Khwaabh, Kkusumanjali and Kahaani Parivaar Kii. He has also co-produced Aaja Nachle with Yash Raj Films and Om Shanti Om with Red Chillies Entertainment.
Current Shows
- Kya Khona Hai Kya Pana Hai
- Kyunn! Pyaar Huwa
- Kuch Ho Gaya Hai
- Shatran Kaa Khell
- Karuna
- Kabh Dulhann Ghar Aygi
- Khushiya Ya Dhukhiya
- Kudrat Ka Khel
- Kall Kyaa Hoga
- Kismeth
- Kabhi Door Kabhi Paas
- Karzzz Chukana Hai
- Kahiin Naa Kahiin
- Dill Mill Gayye
- Kkangana
- Kuchh Kuchh Ho Gaya Hai
- Kabhii Dostii Kabhii Pyaar
- Banoo Main Teri Dulhann
- Kismet Kaa Khell
- Kankana
- Kabhi Door Mat Jao Mutse
- Kahaani Parivaar Kii
- Khamoshiyan
- Mr. Shankar Kumar
- Kadambarii
- Kyaa Dadhkan Mein Hai
- Kamzori Zindagi Se
- Kasmein Vaadein
- Ketan Kushal
- K. Mansion
- Kabhi Andhera Kabhie Ujala
- Kasam Suhaag Kii
- Khamoshiyon
- Kya Hoga Next
- Karva Sach
- Kahaani Humaaray Mahaabhaarat Ki
- Kuchh Is Tara
- Kis Desh Mein Hai Meraa Dil
- Kartik Kaa Kaaya
- Sujata
Past Productions
Films
2007
- Aaja Nachle
- Om Shanti Om
2008
Goobletov[edit]
Many have protested that this is worth a wikipedia article.
- The History of Goobletov
In August 2008, the sport, designed to combat lack of wealth in many parts of the United Kingdom, was invented in the South-East of England. The sport, although it has not been widespread massively yet, is still noticeably starting to take effect. After attempts to contact the BBC, the inventor, Maximilius Danino took to the feet of Whitehawk and educated many children that were so used to playing football in local basket ball courts. Currently a competition in the Portslade recreational center is scheduled for 2012, giving plenty of time for the inventor with his apprentice Gilbert to attract any type of publicity from local media companies. Also, seeing how the Olympics will be running at the same time, there will be numerous television cameras in use, and with luck publicity might be gained from one media company. Recently, Wickwoods country club has expressed much support towards the sport and is hosting a game at the club with over 6000 spectators expected. A large majority of the Brighton and Hove populous has ordered tickets, however contacts of Wickwoods country club owner, such as the renowned business man Amir Taghan have been able to grasp tickets more easily than others.
- Equipment Needed'
Any sort of mini wooden objects that can hold over 10 strings. This allows children to go to work with their creativity, and materials are below £1. A tennis ball is also needed. The net is made out of any objects available, be it gold or sticks. Perhaps gold sticks.
- Goobletov Rules'
- The game goes up to 9 points...always. - To win a point, each player must either force the other into committing 3 faults ( each fault being worth 1/3 point )or by forcing the other player to hit the ball into the net causing the net to collapse. If the net does not collapse upon the ball going into it, then the fault is only worth 1/3 point. - Once the opponent has gained 1 point by means of the other player making the net collapse, then the person who has one the point gets their 1/3 points set reset. E.g; "Ed is playing Max. Max knocks the net down. At the same time as Ed wins the point, the 1/3 point set is level at 2all but, as Ed has just won a point, Max is at 2 faults and Ed is now at 0, making it 2-nil to Ed. - If the net is hit off by the opponent by any means and the ball (Goobley) is unreturned you win a point AND a 1/3. - Once you have reached 8 points, to win you simply must return the ball with a smash and simultaneously kick down the net whilst shouting Goobletov. If for instance you are trailing 7-9, to gain a point the opponent must either knock down the net as usual, or make 5 faults. In doubles, one player can kick the net and shout Goobletov whilst the other returns the Goobley. - If you trail by 3 points, then you can make a special move to level the scores. To do this, you simply play with your left hand, head-but the net and shout Purple Goobletovf, simultaneously. In doubles, one player can head-but the net whilst the other player returns the ball. - If one returns the ball in the court with one's knee, then one wins that point automatically, just like if the other player demolishes the net. - If you hit the opponent with the Goobley, then you win a 1/3 and the opponent's 1/3s are reset to 0. If the opponent is unable to continue playing due in incapacitation then you not only win the game but you win a certain number of the opponent's livestock, depending on the populous of the opponent's hometown/hamlet, village. - You must play the game with tennis racquets and a Goobley (Tennis ball, pigs bladder will suffice)
Agn Dalian Bridge[edit]
This hoax survived 8 months on Wikipedia. Well done.
The Agn-Dalian bridge was a bridge originally located near Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam. It was demolished by mistake by French Foreign Legion soldiers on September 5, 1970 in a "freak accident," as it was later described by 7th battalion leader, Jean-Pierre Doremee. The squadron that was assigned to demolish another bridge nearby, made a wrong turn and blew up the Agn-Dalian by mistake.
An American photographer by the name of William H. Walton who had accompanied the squadron, captured on 8mm film the explosion and the ensuing exchange of fire between the French squadron and the American marines stationed near the bridge. Four goats and two French soldiers were killed by the explosion, and the rest of the French squadron were captured and taken hostage.
Shortly after that incident the French government issued an official apology to the US army, and the French hostages were flagellated on the town square of Hanoi, then released.
It was brought back to public attention in the mid-1990s, when the popular professional wrestling stable, D-Generation X, started using the footage as part of their entrance.
Your Face on Fire (movie)[edit]
Your face on fire, was the little know movie, which nevertheless gained a cult following, throughout the united states and some other countries.
The movie told the story of Ms Sandbox who was a troubled child of the then U.S president [mike kanning], it follows Ms Sandbox's experiences with her famous family and the many embarrising situations, in which she found herself in. Her trademark was the infamous red face she got when she did something wrong. This cause people to laugh at her with only her family sticking up for her.
This continued until one fateful day, her face became so red it caught on fire, in which people laughed more and chanted "you face on fire"
The story tells a fantastic narrative and gives great messages about family, love and fire. It also has been said to be one of the funniest movies, due to its hit one liners, such as:"Your face on fire"
In 2007, it won an oscar for the soundtrack which was re-released in 2006, it contained songs such as; "Come on baby light my fire" and "shuttup ya face"
Church of Reptar[edit]
The Church of the Reptar (also known as the CoR) is a parody religion that talks about religion, conspiracy theory, and popular culture. Originally based in Springdale, Arkansas, the Church of the Reptar is based around the beliefs of Reptar, the king of the ozone. Founded by Jacob Clemmons and Nikki Xaysanasy, after reading about the religions that people can make. The first amendment; able to established your own religon.
History
The Church of Reptar was established on September 12, 2008, when the great creators Jacob and Nikki were in a French class reading about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn. They decided to start their own religon called The Church of Reptar, where the followers are called "Reptarted" a Portmanteau meaning "A person that follows or believes in the beliefs of Reptar. Reptar's Philosophy
The Church describes its philosophy in the following manner: There are three books that explains the beliefs of Reptar, in order; (The Gospel): Book of Chucky, Book of Tommy, Book of Phil & Lil, Book of Rugrats, and Book of Reptar and the minor books; Book of Suzie, Book of Dil, and Book of Kimi. The great disciples are Tommy Pickles, Angelica Pickles, Susie Carmichael, and Phil & Lil DeVille. The CoR's beliefs is that Reptar created the Ozone, where we all live under, we breathe air from the atmosphere, and without Reptar, he wouldn't be able to create the atmosphere and we all would be dead and floating in space. People that follow the Church of Reptar will go to the Ozone, where everyone will be able to sit by Reptar at the gate, and able to speak to him, then after that, able to go chill. While the non-followers will go to Heaven, where it's all boring and have to listen to harp music and drink tea all day and talk about "good" stuff. Masses are as follow Thou Shall attend mass at Buffalo Wild Wings every Tuesday with your Pastor/Priest, only when the Pastor/Priest plans the mass Thou shall remember your Pastor/Priest Everytime the Pastor/Priest says "Reptar" the people will say "King of the Ozone"
"Reptar"
The central figurehead and symbol of the Church is the green reptile dinosaur that everyone follows and to believe to be the founder and king of the ozone. Sometimes the Priest or Pastor will say Reptar at the end of each reading and everyone will respond with "The King of the Ozone" or when he says "I am Reptar" everyone respond with "Here me Roar"
New Ideas
With the ability to established their own religion, more updates, more readings, and more followers able to know the truth behind Rugrats, the Ozone, and Reptar. I am Reptar: HEAR ME ROAR!!