User:Oddjob84

There are lies, damned lies and statistics. -Mark Twain

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. -Mark Twain

There is a tide in the affairs of men.

Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;

Omitted, all the voyage of their life

Is bound in shallows and in miseries.

On such a full sea are we now afloat,

And we must take the current when it serves,

Or lose our ventures.

-Julius Caesar Act 4, scene 3, 218–224

		The Article Rescue Barnstar
		For your tireless work saving Halloween and Amusement Park articles  — Myk Streja (beep) 21:07, 16 August 2017

		The Spoilsport Award
		Has been given to you for killing a perfectly good argument or WikiWar by introduction of the truth, the facts, sanity, or just plain common sense. Thank you for your act of WikiLove (whether you intended it to be one or not).

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