User:ParanoidMike

I live in Portland, Oregon, USA with my wife and dogs. I am a corporate hippie, recovering cataholic and I don't hide my grey.

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

en-CAThis user is a native speaker of Canadian English.

IntSTihs uzer is a l33tsp3ek3r of Interweb slang.

BSThis user can speak Bullshit.

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

sar-2This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm.

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This user has a wife.

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user's time zone is UTC-8.

LH ←This user is a southpaw.

ADHDThis user has ADHD.

This user is Canadian, eh?

This user is originally from Canada but lives in the U.S.

This user is a Pisces.

This user is a software engineer.

This user attends or attended McMaster University.

BScThis user has a Bachelor of Science degree in Chemistry.

This user supports public transit.

This user is interested in recycling issues.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen

This user is a fan of the Batman.

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prog-2This user is an intermediate programmer.

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bat-1This user is an occasional Batch programmer.

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This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user uses Windows XP.

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This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks beer.

This user enjoys going to the sauna.

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

This user listens to NPR.

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@	This user plays NetHack.

PThis user prefers to side with the Protoss.

MoeThis user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.

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7This user would like to be assimilated by Seven of Nine.

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Adult Swim.

This user is not afraid of the Evil Monkey.

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newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.

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SRCThis user supports the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
Cet utilisateur prend en charge Société Radio-Canada.

This user likes Horror Movies.

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ZThis user is a zombie and enjoys watching zombie films.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

SPThis user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.