User:Php Jesse

Hey! Welcome to my user page.

About Me

I'm a 15 year old coder from Berlin NH. More to come as I'm at school right now.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

PHPThis user can code PHP.

This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

USage declineThis user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

This user can program in JavaScript.

mysqlThis user writes programs that access MySQL.

xhtmlThis user can write XHTML.

prog-3This user is an advanced programmer.

It is approximately 7:16 PM where this user lives.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user is nocturnal.

00:00This user uses 24-hour time.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a fan of
The Lord of the Rings.

This user writes poetry.

This user has a television set.

This user prefers cable television over satellite television.

This user's TV service provider is Spectrum.

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user supports 2600 and the hacking community.

Web SoonThis user has a website that can be found on the web soon.

W3CThis user validates the mark-up on their webpages.

This user maintains a facebook profile. +

This user has a profile on MySpace.

TWThis user's Internet service provider is Time Warner.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user uses an AMD processor

This user built their own PC.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user still remembers these.

4	This user owns 4 working computers.

This user has visited 5 of the 50 United States.5

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user has visited Connecticut.

This user has visited Florida.

This user has visited Maine.

This user lives in or is from the
United States Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

This user lives in the U.S. State of New Hampshire.

More if I can find them lol.

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