User:Qwerfjkl/IRCquotes/3

* Helpmebot has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
* Helpmebot (~hmb6@wikimedia/bot/helpmebot) has joined #wikipedia-en-helpers
* Helpmebot has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
* Helpmebot (~hmb6@wikimedia/bot/helpmebot) has joined #wikipedia-en-helpers
* gwickwire gives Helpmebot some oil
<gwickwire> Hey, it only quit and rejoined my channel once....
<Helpmebot> Thanks, gwickwire
* gwickwire screams in terror and re-blows his rape whistle.
<Huon> what, because the bot thanks you for oil?
<gwickwire> YES! It shouldn't know how to do that!
[..]
<wolfgang42> I expect Helpmebot has probably achieved sentience by listening 
             to discussions on IRC
<Helpmebot> wolfgang42, OK, it took me a while, but after spending years sat 
            in various channels watching you guys, I finally just couldn't 
            keep quiet.
<wolfgang42> You see?
<gwickwire> Ah, okay
<Huon> okay, that would be convincing if I believed there was intelligent 
       conversation in IRC channels