User:RandomConcoctionOfDoom

deDieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.

roAcest utilizator este un vorbitor nativ al limbii române.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is a Wikipedian.

This user wants to be your friend.

This user enjoys jazz-rock fusion.

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

D&D	This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

orchThis user plays in an orchestra.

Guitar-0This user does not play the Guitar (but will one day!).

This user plays their music in the treble clef.

This user is an expert in
music theory.

This user can read sheet music.

This user plays the violin.

This user is a music composer.

This user can play the radio!

fan-3This user loves "Weird Al" Yankovic.

band-3This user likes Led Zeppelin.

song-3This user's favorite song is "In A Gadda Da Vida" by Iron Butterfly.

This user loves opera.

This user enjoys classical music (especially with Violin).

This user enjoys smooth jazz.

This user enjoys experimental or avant-garde music.

This user enjoys polka music.

Blue	This user enjoys The Blues.

This user listens to comedy music.

This user likes all types of music.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user listens to industrial.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user contributes while using Winamp.

This user owns over 70 audio CDs.

 This user thinks that Weird Al is weird.

W&NThis user is White & Nerdy.

ALThis user listens to music by Weird Al

Freddie Mercury takes this user's breath away.

This user is near sighted.

This user does not smoke.

This user is left-handed.

This user has brown hair.

This user has brown eyes.

This user can not lick his/her own elbow.

This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.

This user has depression.

∞?This user is an agnostic.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user loves rainy days.

This user loves the Winter.

This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

This user's Internet service provider is CenturyLink.

This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.

|This user hates that their keyboard doesn't include the | key.

This user has no cell phone.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user is using a web browser.

KEEPING THE LEGEND ALIVE!
This user Uses Netscape (The Original Browser) despite AOL ending support.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

2000-This user is still using
Microsoft Office 2000 or older

This user records with Audacity.

This user uses Windows XP.

I ♥ WindowsThis user loves Windows!

This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

PC	This user knows that PC just means personal computer; a computer not running Windows may be a PC.

This user uses µTorrent.

WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word.

STOP GLOBAL BLOATING!

Smaller and lighter is better.

This user contributes using Netscape.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user is a male.

This Wikipedian is proud to be a Romanian.

sibs-0This user is an only child on their mother's side.

This user comes from Romania.

This user plays ultimate.

This user is a proud cyclist.

This user plays association football.

This user plays handball.

This user plays bocce.

This user enjoys playing golf.

This user is interested in
science.

This user is awed by the Earthrise photo from Apollo 8.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats cantaloupes.

This user loves oranges.

This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.

If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

This user loves Tomatoes

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats bagels.

This user likes
muesli.

This user loves pasta.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user is a history buff.

cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.

Diff EThis user plays Video Games on Easy or the lowest difficulty available.

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user is opposed to regional lockout.

1337	This user can write & read in 1337.

This user prefers to play games on a laptop.

This user plays games on the Wii console.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

vln-2These users play the violin at an intermediate level.

acidThis user loves listening to acid rock.

LolcatI CAN HAS LOLKITTEH!!1

This user knows what it means to be a rock and not to roll.

This user is gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.

When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.

PF
(FaWG)This user likes the song "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)", by The Offspring.

This user's buying a stairway to heaven.

hbfsThis user works it harder, makes it better, does it faster, makes us stronger

SotWThis user likes the song "Smoke on the Water", by Deep Purple.

QThis user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

QueenAny way the wind blows, nothing really matters to this user.

The WhoThis user won't get fooled again.

This user supports Green politics.

The clock is ticking...This user thinks you're wasting your time by reading this. Go read a book, for [insert deity of choice here]'s sake!