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Life summary[edit]

Heloise, born on the 14th of December 2005 rose to fame when she was voted sexiest being on Earth in 2009. she later went on to release seven singles in 2012, the most well known one being "rooster clams" a techno-folk song about the Russian revolution and the catholic church. She was voted "most influential person" for seven years in a row before dying of an allergic reaction to maple syrup in 2019.

Early life[edit]

Born in Northern Wales on a quaint farm, Heloise learned from a young age how to wrangle a pig and scale a tree however she was forced to leave when the farm named "pattimoore" burned down. She walked from the ruins of her farm to london where she was immediately snatched up by fashion agency "vog" and at the age of four was declared sexiest being on Earth. She had 9 sisters,( Niquab, Olive bread, Rashida, Mother Beth, Carlito, Moichelle , Paddy, Bilibao and Ottie) all of which became palaeontologists and a brother that fell into a crevice in Vauxhall and was never seen again.

Early Career[edit]

For her debut public appearance in 2009 she attended the sexiest being alive competition in Manchester, she was an instant hit and began the "vialarooo" craze in which people would wear cloaks, the vialaroo craze was named the "largest craze since hats" and she signed a record deal with Shakira. Heloise and Shakiras album "frogspawn" stayed at number one for 72 weeks in the principality island of sealand, following the release of the album Heloise relesed seven singles in 2012, (Doormice, rooster clams, Greenhouses of will, Carlito, Forlorne, Queen of socks and Under the sewers) It was these singles that won her 9 grammys and the title "Most influential person"

End of the career[edit]

Despite the fact she was riding high, she was quickly shot down in 2014 in which she was accused of the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy, her career quickly demised when she was proved guilty and was sent to Pentonville prison on Caledonian Road, London. She escaped a week into her sentence with the help of an inmate named Bean. She escaped to Canada and lived there until 2019 when a friend dared her to drink a gallon of maple syrup, a substance she was deathly allergic to, she died that night. A state funeral was held and Queen Elizabeth said "rip". St James Park in Westminster was renamed "heloiseeeeee" after her.