User:Samipoosays

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Samantha Forbes ,also known as The Destroyer, is a 4372 year old who lives in the abandoned Titanic ship. She is a homosapien born in the mountains over in the west area. Her favorite food zebra and celery. She is interested in playing with calculators and lawnmower engines. Some of her favorite things to do on the weekend is give herself paper cuts in between her fingers and under her nails. Another hobby of hers is making little individual Albert Einstein masks for her toes. Often on cold days she enjoys making flip flops out of mud and grass, she loves doing those kind of cute little diy's. Sam is great at budgeting. Her favorite pass time is punting baby dolls and watching extreme couponing. She showers a hefty one time a week and uses tree sap as deodorant. She only buys her clothes from all natural vendors that have shops on the sides of roads. She just recently started a new hobby of gardening, she enjoys using cacti as floss.