User:ShadyAkers15

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Mark Anthony Vejar is notoriously known as “The Queen” of comebacks. In mirrors, he sees himself standing 5 feet and 10 inches and having the physique of Arnold Schwarzenegger. In reality, when not wearing his heels or boots, he’s 5 feet and 7 inches tall with the body type of a middle school female. He claims to only bang the baddest girls in all the land. And not to mention, he swears he’s packing the biggest meat this side of the Mississippi. Mark also thinks he should be awarded Athlete of the Century. He played, correction, he rode the bench for one year of varsity high school football and now has relocated to Veezy Island (another self proclaimed nickname) when he occasionally dominates in flag football.