User:SnoFox/Life Stories

Below are various versions of my life story, told from different perspective. I have archived them all here.

Feel free to add your perspective of my life to my userpage. It's fun to find them there on occasion.

crispy1989

I was born in India, Asia where I grew up. There are many interesting people there - and all are my friends. It was in my hometown that I discovered my true, sincere love for the color Purple.

Purple is such a royal color - it exemplifies everything that is royal and distinguished and royal. I make sure all my clothes are purple robes so I appear to others to be an intelligent businessman. I even use purple makeup and paint to cover the rest of me. Those who see me walking down the street often stop in their tracks, point, and stare, in awe of how professional I look.

Purple can also be paired well with maroon, as long as it's a deep, royal maroon. If the maroon is too light, it clashes with the purple. I try to incorporate a little bit of maroon into my daily wear along with the purple - often on my most salient features, such as my ears, and the tip of my nose . My love for purple extends so far that I am creating an international organization of purple-lovers. So far I have one member, but Wikipedia should be an awesome place to recruit new members. If there are any other purple-lovers out there, contact me on my talk page, and we'll discuss your membership. Dues are minimal and are payable via cash or check.

I have not yet met anyone who loves purple as much as I do, and am still searching for the perfect person. India was strangely absent of full-purple-people, so I gave up my search there, and moved my domicile (purple paint, tapestries, furniture, and all) to the great land of the USA. In California, I'm sure I can find tons of patently purple people! I see them on TV all the time - it's just a matter of finding a salon that caters to people like me.

In the USA, I still get just as many admirers as I walk down the street as I did in my hometown - but I have yet to find someone as dedicated to purple as I am.

Basstaggerung

When I was a little boy, my parents dropped me in a river, because a soothsayer had said that one day I give away an entire fortune to a stranger and my father did not want me to give away his money. I drifted for days, crying out for help, when one day a human sized cat picked me up. The cat called himself Clueless, for he also was a foundling.

Clueless and I walked for days, scavenging food and what ever we could find. Then one day of a lousy week that consisted of Clueless teaching me to code, we saw a great big Snow Fox. It walked by our tree hut and stared at me for the longest time. After about 30 seconds of staring, I heard a clear voice in my head, saying,

"You shall be called SnoFox, and you will CODE" The great fox turned and padded away. I told Clueless that I wished to be called SnoFox, and he agreed that it was a good name. I learned all I could for Clueless and Cobi, his friend, and headed out into the world at the age of 16 to find a job. I got a job at the Pentagon coding missile defense systems, but got bored after a few years. In the mean time I had discovered Minecraft, a great sandbox game written in Java, and with the help of JacobiCarter, Clueless, Cobi, and Crispy, began to create a server, Legion of Anarchy. Over time LOA grew into a thriving server network including LOA,LOB(soon), LOC, LOD, and LOE.

A little earlier, a magnificent player had joined LOA, named taggerungkid. Taggerungkid was like-able, friendly and not very materials-rich. Nevertheless, taggerungkid quickly became friends with many players. Taggerungkid also talked a little bit with me. My story ends here, but must be continued. I must fulfill this prophecy and give away the fortune, other wise my life will not be complete. I only wonder who to give it to?
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