User:Snotbowst

This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.

(MUST KILL JAPANESE!!! OR FORCE THEM TO STOP MAKING PUZZLES!!!!)

GAMEThis user plays "the Game".

(Must...kill..the game)

Murder...

This user thinks that murders go wonderfully with dinner.

(Gotta get the meat somewhere)

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

(Un > wiki)

This user uses LimeWire.

(Free music...only from the rich ones though coughMetallicauncough)

This user uses BitTorrent.

(Free games...only from the rich ones coughEAuncough)

This user prefers Windows computers and is frustrated by Macs.

(Steve Jobs can SUCK IT!)

<56kThis poor user contributes using a dial-up connection slower than 56k.

(Haven't updated in 22 years)

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

(Seriously)

This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).

(Seriously)

When this user looks at their own accomplishments in life it helps to recall that the case of Joan of Arc proves greatness is rewarded by having a bean brand named after you.

(I plan to have 8 kinds of beans with my name)

This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent.

(Russia owns all)

This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.

(but they dont because thats)

This user is interested in
Lenin.

(dirty capitalism)

GOPThis user is Republican.

(Bill O'Reilly is my voting buddy)

This user prefers cable television over satellite television.

(Satellite is for retarded astronauts)

AFVThis user loves to watch America's Stupidest Idiots on AFV.

(AFV is the best reality TV show ever)

HThis user believes that everybody lies.

(Don't like house but mmmmm....vicodin)

HThis user is addicted to Vicodin.

(See above)

This user had an accident and woke up in 1973.

(Actually it was 1974)

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

(Mr. T is my bitch)

LTIThis user embiggens Wikipedia with their cromulent editing!

(I am very cromulent)

KubrickThis user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time.

(Kubrick > ALL)

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

(Screw you Military Channel!)

| | |
| | | | This user is an officer in the Imperial Navy.

(I gots three blue bars now)

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

(Uh..its top secret)

This user chases down 1968 Dodge Chargers in San Francisco.

(Steve McQueen could own Chuck Norris)

This user's got a case of the Mondays.

(Is it Monday yet?)

YYYEEEESSSS!!
This user is INVINCIBLE!!

(They are right infront of you and can open very large doors)

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

(Wait is he talking about us?)

This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best film ever made.

(Kubrick > All)

This user supports the
Galactic Empire.

(I am in the Imperial Navy [I got some nice black market TIE fighter parts; fell off a truck...a space truck])

This user wishes they owned an
AT-AT.

(Eight weeks of training to go and then BAM no more ugly fence next door)

ID	You don't need to see this user's identification.

(Just give me the shit man)

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. _†

(seriously when's the last time a christian rock song pleased real christians or rockers?)

This user may be a teenager, but they love vinyl records.

(Seriously there is a character to the music when you have to watch a black disc slowly go round and the sound come off a FREAKING NEEDLE!!!! not no fancy lasers).

This user likes or keeps one or more cockatiels.

(They enslaved me one day when I was runnin round the jungle)

This user's home is overrun with cats.

(Do you know how hard it is to chop off a cat's dick/vagina)

This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair.

(The rarest fur of them all)

${\frac {?}{0}}$

This user can divide by zero.

(Chuck Norris taught me how)

${\sqrt {2}}$This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational.

(I dont know nothing bout no math no how!)

This user knows that math is $\int e^{xy}\,$.

(Math > sex for all intervals where f(x) is positive)

This user knows how to
Find X.

(I tired of having to find xs for people. Find your own god damn xs. Jesus and 60% of the time they are right in front of you!)

Mendel is this user's chromeboy.

(He's only...GOD! Edited by OshKoskMeloche)

You mess with this user, and they'll denature your protein.

(Just ask that egg I burned)

This user is a capitalist.

(Come on who doesn't love money enough to enslave entire groups of people?)

This user is a socialist.

(Better red than dead)

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†$ £
¥ €

(Rich people don't need to have more than 2 Fabarge eggs to have a decent lifestyle)

This user is against communism.

(Joe McCarthy is GOD!)

This user is secretly a communist .

(Lenin is GOD *whisper*!)

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

(Uh paper theories always work right?)

This user is a Christian anarchist.^‡

(Because christianity is so unorganized with its regularly scheduled prayers and head priest)

This user supports the use of nuclear energy.

(WE GOTTA NUKE EM ALL AND WE GOTTA NUKE EM FAST! Quote courtsey of Gen. MacArthur)

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

(Lets take the 3 stupidest groups of people and put them in charge of the most important thing right now)

This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.

(If you kill someone why should I ( I SAID I ) have to pay for his existence? Fuck that)

CONSTThis user supports the Constitution Party of the United States

(We're anti-everything.)

This user does not know any
music theory.

(I don't care either. Fuck all your lines and squiggles!)

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

(What doesn't need more cowbell?)

This user thinks The Beatles are overrated.

(Come on. They only spanned every existing genre, single handedly created a genre, irreversibly modified many, and smoked more pot than the entire population of the Ukraine)

This user is The Walrus

(I have severe dental and metabolic problem OK?)

BGThis user is Stayin' Alive.

(They ARE disco!)

Rubber SoulThis user's soul is made of rubber.

(You think my shoes are made of leather? OH SHIT WRONG BAND!)