User:Stannered

See also commons:User:Stannered. There's a gallery, but it only has images I've bulk uploaded with commonist, so the interesting images aren't there.

Sometimes I wish I could add this template to images:

This image, in addition to perhaps being a raster image which should be a vector, a Bad JPEG, an opaque image which should use transparency, or inappropriately low-resolution, is simply butt-ugly. Perhaps it was drawn with MSPaint by a two-year-old, or perhaps the author just wanted to inflict mental trauma on the rest of the Wikipedia community. In any case, the only solution is to redraw or recreate it from scratch, preferably looking at the original as little as possible to avoid brain damage.

I do SVG conversions as well as trying to keep the category for them tidy. In doing so, I come across a lot of butt-ugly images.

Me

NameThis user's name is Ed.

ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

OXThis user studied at St Anne's College, OxfordStAn

Oxon.This user is an Oxonian.

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

Mae'r defnyddiwr hwn yn Gymro/Gymraes

This user is Welsh

This user lives in the United Kingdom.

This user is Child Free by Choice.

sis	This user has a little sister

bro	This user has a little brother

This user is a physicist.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user is visiting from an alternate universe.

This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user is short-sighted.

This user is long sighted.

This user is right-handed.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user's time zone is BST.

Personality

This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is a Gemini.

chizodThis user does not know what Chinese astrological sign they fall under.

This user is a pessimist.

This user contributes to Wikimedia Commons.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

Grammar and Punctuation

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

man-
kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

which
thatThis user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

iTSThis user uses the
iTunes Store.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

Politics

This user is opposed to online censorship.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is interested in public transport issues.

This user supports peace in space.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

?	This user follows his/her own political ideals.

This user supports instant-runoff voting.

This user supports the Make Poverty History and ONE campaigns.

—This space is for rent.

This user is for racial equality.

EuThis user is interested in the debate over euthanasia.

This user is a Christian.

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

Wikipedia:Babel

en-GBThis user is a native speaker of British English.

de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

cy-1Fe all y defnyddiwr 'ma gyfrannu ar lefel syml y Gymraeg.

prog-xThis user is merely a humble programmer.

C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.

BASICThis user can program in BASIC.

vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

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Userbox Politics

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.

This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.

This user loves userboxes.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.

This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.

!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.

Sex

This user is male.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

w/eThis user prefers to be referred to by whatever gender pronoun makes you feel comfortable.

This user supports gender equality.

This user has a crush on you.

Tastes

This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.

This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke.

This user enjoys reading romance novels.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

RTThis user reads the Radio Times.

This user is strangely attracted to and is obsessed with pastel colours

@This user can be reached by email.

This user's ICQ UIN is 124096717.

Y!This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is swansealadd.

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

This user maintains a blog.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

ISPThis user uses the email account provided by their ISP.

This user's Internet service provider is Virgin Media.

This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.

This user uses Azureus.

This user uses eMule.

This user contributes using Opera.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using Notepad.

WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word.

TPadThis user contributes using TextPad.

This user contributes using a laptop.

64This user uses an x86-64 processor.

CBMThis user is a Commodore Business Machines enthusiast.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

KeaneThis user is lost Somewhere Only We Know.

This user plays the trombone.