User:Starperson

Starperson

Wikipedia User, living in Maine, slightly used but still in good condition, despite the occasional fits of boredom.

Starperson has never won any awards and has not achieved anything worth mentioning here, apart from being a member of the Cat Writer's Association, and from having created the frozen version of the Bloody Mary drink. Known localy as the woman living at the place where "the foot is"*, Starperson is quietly allowing life to pass her by due to spending too much time talking to her cat and playing chess with her stuffed animals.

• The foot, is a plastic severed limb, purchased from Walmart during Haloween and left out on Starperson's deck all year round. Casually placed between the balcony rails, the foot never ceases to cause many a passer by to gasp for a few seconds and then to enter the Nirvana zone of an "ahhhhhhh moment".