User:Sulven

Sulven is a rare type of human, possibly best described as a mix between fox and sheep, often with grey beard and a goldminers look in the eyes. The last Sulven was observed outside our cabin this early winter. Little is known of its habits, but if often seen lurking around. It also for a period resided in a wooden cabin in nearby wilderness. The best way to protect yourself from Sulven is to arm yourself with a saber or revolver (and preferably a parental guardian), or simply to hide beneath the covers while you abide its disapearance.

This isn't known to many people.