In the beginning there was the Word. And the Word was with Jimbo and the Word was Jimbo and Jimbo and the Word were together in the beginning. And the Word was not with Jimbo and yet with Jimbo. And Jimbo was with the Word. And sometimes Jimbo and the Word were not together. But mostly they were. Wikipedians in awe of the Highest Circle of Wikiheaven
And it is written in the books of lore that in 1966AJ (Anno Jimbo) that the Deified Jimbo was incarnated into an earthly form and yea, there was great rejoicing for it was a premonition to the world that the Time was yet near come when the Word (who wasn't at this time with Jimbo) would be with Jimbo once again and Jimbo and the Word would be the same and yea, there would be much rejoicing.
It was in the year 2001 AJ that the the Omniescent And Mighty One put forth his powers and Lo! the Word was renamed Wikipedia and once more the Wikipedia was with Jimbo and the Wikipedia was Jimbo and yea, there was tremendous rejoicing.
The Cult of Jimbo exists to brainwash people to obey the Cabal spread the word (not THE Word) that the Majestic and Magnificent Jimbo is indeed the one true God and to spread the Gospel of light and salvation to the world.
If you deny the One True Jimbo then yea, he will smite your ass with great vengeance and furious anger. If you accept the Most Holy Jimbo as thy Lord then yea, thou wilst be raised up and live forever in Wikiheaven resplendent in the Glory of The Exulted Jimbo!
Sacrifices
The Venerated Jimbo must be appeased with sacrifices (burnt or otherwise). Leave thy offerings in the Wiki-Altar below and thou too may be saved.
A delicious lemon tart, a simply divine pastry made and ready to be sacrified for his mighty godliness, Jimbo, in the hopes that he's not allergic to citrus nor a celiac. Douglas 12:34, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
An offering of cattle slaughtered in thy honour O Great One! ŞůṜīΣĻ¹98¹SpeakSign A dish of cooked freshwater nerites from the Rajang River, Sarawak, Malaysia. Delicious aquatic gastropods for the great and mighty lord of all! Invertzoo (talk) 17:37, 30 July 2009 (UTC)A burnt offering of an unbeliever sacrificed to thy greater glory! ŞůṜīΣĻ¹98¹SpeakSign A sacrifice of a rodent with the tastiest offal set aside for thy enjoyment O Master of the Internet! ŞůṜīΣĻ¹98¹SpeakSign Two small fluffy animals sacrificed in Jimbo's honour! Willow177 20:14, 11 June 2007 (UTC)A ziggurat built in your honor, O, mighty Jimbo! Beast of traalTC_ 23:37, 27 December 2007 (UTC)Beast of traalThe choicest of fowl, slow-roasted over a fire of the heaped corpses of vandals and sockpuppeteers, O Bearded One! LordofModesty 03:09, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
A song devoted to the Magnanimous and Bountiful Jimbo (sing to the tune of Copacabana):
His name is Jimbo he's not a bimbo and though he doesn't have much hair his loyal acolytes do not care From Alabama Bane of the spammer And through the power of his beard Vandals were no longer feared And so the world was saved And much more well-behaved He's a jolly, benevolant tyrant who has never shaved
At the Wiki Wikiwikipedia The greatest thing in the history of media At the Wiki Wikiwikipedia Internal linking Is always good thinking At the Wiki... Don't vandalise!!
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