User:TheToxicAvenger

Work Wanted

Working dog seeks employment in pig-dog role, western New South Wales. Will travel, prefer back of ute with large bull bar, long radio aerial. Favour situation close proximity pub.

Me with a dirty nose. I'd been burying a bone.

How do you do? Otto's the name. I'm the dog that on the Internet no one knows you're a.^[1] I'm not related to any of these other Ottos.

Some of my contributions to the sum of human knowledge:

• Elizabethan collar, a bugger of an idea
• Mount Tilga, not quite the centre of New South Wales
• showing how to do the dog paddle stroke

1. ^ Peter Steiner (1993). "On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog" (cartoon). New Yorker, p.61, July 5, 1993. reproduced by the University of North Carolina (JOMC 50/EIS Research Initative). Retrieved 2006-01-14. {{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter: |accessyear= (help)

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  Otto, the well-known Australian Wikipedian, on top of Mount Tilga
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  Caught by the paparazzi: tired and emotional in the bar of a certain western New South Wales pub
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  Me demonstrating the dog-paddle stroke
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  Me wearing an Elizabethan collar. Can't have a good scratch in one of these things
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  Me demonstrating a canine Dog watch

This user piddles on trees.

This user drinks water from puddles.