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| The Suckitards Insurgency | |||||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||||
| The Suckitards | Terrorism Reconnaissance International Services | ||||||||
| Commanders and leaders | |||||||||
| "The Hand" | |||||||||
| Strength | |||||||||
| up to 15.000 worldwide | several hundred operatives | ||||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||||
| 5.000 | 4 | ||||||||
The Suckitards Insurgency, often referred to as The Insurgency or The Hand was an insurgency carried out by the Suckitards (who were also called the Handies), a multinational terrorist organization formed in Jakarta, Indonesia. The insurgency was started by a person known as "The Handy" and several of his friends such as a General simply known as "DEC" as a small group of members, whose sole purpose was to abduct young women for "recreational purposes". The insurgency occured between August and November of 2022, with many small- and large-scale efforts done to halt the insurgency and overthrow the organization.
The Suckitards were reported to possess more than 20 military bases around the world, including the former US naval insallation Rough and Ready Island Naval Supply Depot. Over 25 military operations, including several military raids were conducted to neutralize the insurgency and its influence. The conflict was divided between the insurgents (The Suckitards) and the Terrorism Reconnaissance International Services or T.R.I.S.
Formation[edit]
The Insurgency was first planned by "The Handy" and several of his friends in a school in Jakarta. After the group was formed in early August they began their operations by kidnapping several people around the area. The National Counter Terrorism Agency of Indonesia first detected suspicious activities around the area 3 days after the first kidnapping began. They called the Terrorism Reconnaissance International Services to assist in eliminating the threat. After both parties collaborated to conduct a raid of the school, the insurgency leadership fled to an undisclosed location in Tibet.
International operations[edit]
The insurgency resurfaced somewhere in Siberia, where they began to support the Government of Russia in their invasion of Ukraine by handing in anti-war protestors to the police force. After a T.R.I.S raid in the area, the insurgent high command fled to another location. Several other international bases were also discovered in Wyoming and Rostov-on-Don. An insurgent base was discovered in the Amazon rainforest which contained several Biological weapons as well as human cloning facilities. After General "DEC" was found in Owo, Nigeria. He fled to Ireland along with "The Hand".
Unauthorized human cloning[edit]
T.R.I.S operatives first discovered a human clone in an insurgent base in Tel Aviv. Where they found a clone of the Crown Princess of Valansten. Soon, they discovered that the insurgency has been using human clones as soldiers. After capturing "DEC" in Negros, Philippines, T.R.I.S discovered insurgent cloning facilities in Mogadishu. Following the discovery of a large insurgent compound in Eastern Greenland, the insurgency conducted several attacks in Valansten and Jaznhujkel, where the headquarters of T.R.I.S are located.
Collapse[edit]
After T.R.I.S located and destroyed insurgent bases in Australia, Japan, and Ohio, "The Handy" was found in an underground bunker near Cologne. Germany. Following this he fled to Argentina to catch a flight back to Jakarta. At the same time the insurgents conducted a failed raid on the Gambier Islands to establish a permanent presence. "The Handy" was killed in North Jakarta. After this, the remaining insurgents all around the world surrender.
Human rights abuses[edit]
The insurgency was charged with multiple counts of sexual violence and crimes against humanity.