User talk:Luvvskiing

Oh editors, hear me! I bring to your ken, Luvvskiing's sad story, heed it, oh men! He added a jingle to several pages, Now his story is one for the ages. He thought Wikipedia his playground for verse, His situation soon went from bad to worse. His nonsense was cute but not wanted here His user account was seen to disappear.

They banned him, they blocked him, they killed his IP Too late for a promise, nor behaving plea! They wrote his name in the blocked-user log With the fatal legend: "Attention hog". Poor Luvvskiing! Dropped out in pain! Disappeared and never seen here again, Banned for life, for life and a day, All because he had nothing to say.

Seriously, though, we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so don't vandalize our articles. Some readers looking for a serious article might not find them amusing. Remember, millions of people read Wikipedia, so we have to take what we do a bit seriously here. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write whatever you want (as long as it's not offensive). If you need my help to show you the place around and welcome you properly, and start a good and enjoyable editing career, please drop me a message at my Talk page. Have a nice day! Phaedriel - 03:23, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Your edit to Lemming

Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. One or more of your recent edits have been considered unhelpful or unconstructive and have been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. Thank you. YechielMan 03:30, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

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