Wikipedia:Editorial Qabal

The Wikipedia Editorial_Qabal is a virtual fraternal organization, organized around the purpose of being editorial, which is to say being elitist with regard to the defense of neutral point of view as the core principle on Wikipedia. All other matters, including Wikipedia:Civility can be considered secondary and even tertiary to NPOV.

We use unconventional methods, what some call "wikiterrorism", to engage various enemies of NPOV, as they threaten to water down the potency and nature of this prime principle as a pragmatic impracticality, leaving the novice masses perpetually perplexed by a persuasive pestilence of pontificating indifference. In this regard, it makes no difference if the POV is perusalist, preacherous, or spammatical, as all collude to form a Cabal of immense protudinous pollution of ponderously painful panderousness.

Notwithstanding the foregoing pretensions...it appears that a bit of preacherous pontification has been projected.

See also

• meta:Foundation issues, cf. "1. NPOV as the guiding editorial principle"