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Mel Brooks
Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die.

Source[edit]

  • Tibballs, Geoff (2004). The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners. Carroll & Graf Publishers. p. 121. ISBN 0786714077.